Cringe Kid: 🍯💐🌹Hey Honey!🍯💐🌹

Me: Honey?🤨

Cringe Kid: MG, I want to ask one thing that u r 18years, 218 months, 951 week's, 6661 days, 159864 hours, 9591840 minutes old, right?

(Wait-, I'm 17 not 18!! What the fuck? 😅)

Me: Bruh, don't you have exam? My birth year and time won't come in your exam 😒

(I swear I'm not rude, but this guys pisses me off, like reals!)

Cringe Kid: Aww, thank for caring about me but I can't stop thinking about you

Me: ...I don't know what to say anymore 😐

Cringe Kid: Are you flustered? 😏

Me: No, I'm frustrated... because of your cringy shits

Cringe Kid: 😂 lol

Me: 🙂 what lol?

Cringe Kid: You're Funny

Me: Do I look like a joker to you?🙂🙂🙂

Cringe Kid: Oh no, are you angry? I'm sorry, honey🥺🥺

Me: ...*blocks*

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The next day:

*Him annoys me for 2 hours from another account, till I unblock him again*

200 Decades Later:

Cringe Kid: Do you know my exams are starting?

Me: Oh, best of luck!

Cringe Kid: Thank you very much, milady 😊 now I'll get 10000% out of 100% 😄

Me: Do you have to exaggerate that much?😶😐 bruh-

Cringe Kid: 😃😃😃😄😄😄

Me: 😑😑😑

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