Me: *checks today's horoscope*

"Check the new zodiac chart, according to NASA, the 13th Zodiac....."

Me: Eh? New chart? *Opens the website*

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Me: HOLY FUCK!!!!! WHAT ARE THESE?? 😱😱😱😱

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Capricorn: January 20th to February 16th

Aquarius: February 16th to March 11th

Pisces: March 11th to April 18th

Aries: April 18th to May 13th

Taurus: May 13th to June 21st

Gemini: June 21st to July 20th

CancerJuly 20th to August 10th

Leo: August 10th to September 16th

Virgo: September 16th to October 30th

Libra: October 30th to November 23rd

Scorpio: November 23rd to November 29th

Ophiuchus: November 29th to December 17th

Sagittarius: December 17th to January 20th

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Me: C-Capricon—?? As in stars?? 😶😶😶

ItsMistar: Congratulations and High5 for transferring as a Capricorn 😆🙂🍎

Whata_KnightMare: ...Okay, anything but Virgo? 😶😶 Not that I dislike it but why virgo?? I liked the Libra one more🙂🙂Libu

frizzly_poet: You got Taurus, so your star and moon are same 🌚🌚👌Yay, Spooky Princess! XD

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*Gets a notification*

"Your love horoscope for October 2021"

Me: 🙂 let me get clear with my signs first