Me: *opens a chewing gum in English class and slowly puts it in mouth*

The strict, annoying English teacher: HEY! YOU! YOU'RE EATING CHEWING GUM IN CLASS???!

Me: *gulps* Mam, sor-

The student behind me: *stands up* yes, so what?

Me: 😶😶 *thinks* I thought she caught me— phew!

Teacher: what do you mean by so what?? 😡😡

The student: *doesn't give a fuck* you wanna suspend me? Go ahead 😗

Teacher: Suspend!! 😤

Everyone: 🤣 Here we go again! Suspend Memorial Institute!!

Teacher: Quiet!! 😬😬😬

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After class, during recess,

Me, goes to the other section: Héyya!!

Aru: Ayeee!! *Literally hugs and grabs my hand, clasping her fingers with mine*

Me: GL moment 🙂🙂

Aru: 💀💀 *Ignores* where's your Lunch?

Me: I don't eat 🙂 no one taught me to

Aru: 😑 *donates some bread* eat!

Me: I don't eat 🙂

Aru: *punches the bread into my mouth* Chew!

Me: I don't *chews* chew! 👀

Me: ...

Me: Wait-

Aru: What?

Me: ....

Aru: ....?

Me: FUCK!!

Aru: ...here?

Me: BRUH- I FORGOT I HAVE CHEWING GUM IN THE MOUTH!!

Aru: Bruhhhhh

Me: Not it got mixed— doesn't taste bad tho- 🌚

Banie: Hey! 😃

Aru: 🤣🤣🤣 *to her* This idiot is having Chewing gum Bread lol

Me: Shall I gulp it down...?

Aru: Of course 😏 I bet it's good for your intestine

Banie: NOO! GO AND THROW IT OUT!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! 😱

Me: ...Okay *runs to the washbasin*

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