The next day after confession, morning:

Boyfriend: Good morning babe, wake up 😊

Me: Morning, don't tell me what to do 🙄

Boyfriend: ...

The same afternoon:

Boyfriend: I need to say something. I think you deserve better😢 and due to my exams I won't be able to give you more time.
I don't want to keep you waiting 😔 and I'm really sorry 😭 please understand, but I really love you and I always will ❤️

Me: 😐 So...?

Boyfriend: I think we need to break up 😭

Me: Lol, bye

Boyfriend: 🥺😖 I hope you'll have a happy life with someone you really deserve

Me: And I hope that the other girlfriend of yours leave you 🙃💖

Boyfriend: ....

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Bruh, why all the boys I date turns out to be jerks? 🙂
And the fact is,

I already know that from before.