Me: *lazily lays on the bed*

Water bottle: *resting in its own place, beside my leg*

Me: *mistakenly kicks it*

Water bottle: <(￣︶￣)> I'm flying~ *falls from bed and goes under it*

Me: (‘◉⌓◉’) MOM!!!

Mom: *rushes to my room* What happened??

Me: Can you please pick up my water bottle from under the bed?

Mom: 😑😑 do it yourself, I'm busy!

Me: Uwa! Please~

Mom: I'm not doing that again! Stop being so lazy!

Me: I'm not lazy ಠᴥಠ What if t-there are monsters under my bed—??!

Mom: It's not possible, my dear

Me: (O.o) why?

Mom: Because the biggest monster is on the bed (ʘᴗʘ✿)

Me: I-

Mom: CHECKMATE!!!!! YAYYY!! \(ϋ)/♩

Me: (٥↼_↼)

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