Me: But every time you hurt me, the less that I cry
And every time you leave me, the quicker these tears dry
And every time you walk out, the less I love you~ ♪

Mom: *panics* I-I forgot to give you mangos this evening 🥺👉👈

Me: It's fine, mom! I'm not much big fan of them anyways.

Mom: That's not the problem! Your dad told me to make sure you eat. What will I do now?

Me: 😐 Dunno ╮(╯_╰)╭

Mom: 😫Uwa— WAIT! If he asks you, tell me that you ate them, okay?

Me: (ʘᴗʘ✿) Sati Savitri never lies, MOMMA~ 😏

Mom: 😑😑😑 

Me: (◔‿◔)

Mom: It's not a l-lie, you did ate mangos once in life, right? Think he asked if you eat them and say "yes" like that ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

Me: What if he asks "Did you eat mangos TODAY?" (◔‿◔)(◔‿◔)

Mom: 😑 Don't say anything then! *Leaves* 

Dad: *after finishing his work* Did you eat mangos today?

Me: ......HMPH! *leaves* 

Dad: 😐😐😐

Mom: 😐😐😐

Me: *to mom* 😄👍👍