Me: Ahem- Dad?

Dad: What?

Me: You know, I didn't touch the phone for freaking 7 hours (cuz I was sleeping) and also, I completed that chapter of biology and all my assignments :D

Dad: Erm, good...

Me: Sooooooo, I was thinking that my hair is getting annoying....and I want to cut them— so...

Dad: Oh, you wanna cut them short?

Me: Yes!! (◕ᴗ◕✿) Super short!

Dad: ┐(´д')┌ Sure, let's go

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In the parlour:

Me: You know how to do layer cut, right?

Annoying lady: Of course *smiles* *gets everything ready* *cuts the bangs super short and cut a bit long from both the sides* *next cuts the rest of the hair on back super short* (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Me: *opens eyes*...... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????

Annoying lady: Ehh... isn't this what layer cut is?

Me: No... it's not-

Annoying lady: It is this only, I just did what you told *shurgs*

Me: *wants to yell but couldn't* I didn't want them this short, anyways, finish the rest

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After reaching home:

Mom: Pfftt-

Me: *cries for 1 hour* Imma make her bald in my dreams!! (╥﹏╥)

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