Me: *on insta* Hey! Give me ideas about what to write in Something Crazy!!

ItsMistar: Jump from your bed and roll under it. Write about that incident!

Me: 🙂 Come on, you're not helping at all! Wait— I remembered something!! Yes! I'm going to write about YOU!

Minerva: Hein??

Me: 👾 Hehh, the school incident— and yeah, I'm going to expose your secret too!

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Class 9—
Date: 15th February 2019
Event: Slap Day

Me and Minerva: *roams in the corridor during recess*

Me: *yawns*

Minerva: Hey! *Points at the love of her life* He is here!

Me: Yea, go on, abandon this poor little girl here ◉‿◉

Minerva: *suddenly very cheerful* 😀😁😀😁 He is here, hehe!!

Me: Oh— *turns back* someone else is here too 🙂🙃

Minerva: *turns back to see a girl from her previous section*  Oh hey!

The girl: Happy Slap Day, Minerva *slaps her lightly*

Me: Aw—

Minerva: .....

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*SLAPS HER HARD AND STARTS CRYING*

Me: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Bubbly-Gubbly-Gulu(her bf): *fliches* *gulps* 😳😰😰😰

The girl: 🥺🥺 I-

Minerva: *while crying* Don't do that ever again! *Runs away like Cinderella*

The girl: *glares at me and then leaves*

Me: 😶😶😶😶

Bubbly-Gubbly-Gulu: W-what happened to her—?

Me: Her system stopped working, excuse me— *runs away from there too*

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I'm a law-abiding citizens so, yeah
Permission of exposing already granted by ItsMistar 🙂🙂🙂😂