Me: You know what Souley?!

Souley: Wha— wait I still exist?? Wow, btw, what?

Me: Again that day!

Souley: The day you fucked up for reals and then died? 💀

Me: 🙂🔪 no, it's 12th September! My mom's birthday! And exactly 2 years after I wrote the most memorable chapter in Something Crazy ( ꈍᴗꈍ) "Lovely Birthdays"

Souley: 🌝 ohhhooo—

Me: 👁️👄👁️🌻

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Me: *giving English exam in school* *yawns* what gift should I buy? 🧐🧐

The teacher: Only 10 minutes left 😒

Me: .... WHAT??? *writes at the full speedddd* aahhhahhah!! Extra sheet!! 😫😫😫😫

The teacher: 😑😑😑 this is why I want to leave my job—

Me: *completes the whole paper within 8 minutes* ☺️☺️☺️ I'm so amazing!!

The guy behind me: 😭😭😭 what's the author's name??

Me: Psst— hey!

The guy: what? 🥺

Me: What was the year mentioned in "The Third Level"? 🌝

The guy: Uh...1947

Me: Wasn't it supposed to be 1897?? 😶😶

The guy: No...🙂🙂

Me: Oh— *corrects it*

After school:

Me: *to Minerva* did you write the year in "The Third Level"?

Minevra: Yeah, it was 1894

Me: 💀💀💀💀 Wtf???

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Me: Okay— today is mom's birthday and I want to buy a gift—

Minerva: YAY! LET'S GO 😃 Let's go to *mentions a place's name that's too far*

Me: 🙂🙂🙂 no... that's too far—

*Roams the whole area*

*All the shops closed*

Minerva: Let's buy her some sweets! ☺️

Me: She doesn't like sweets—

Minerva: SHE DOES!! IT'S YOU WHO DOESN'T LIKE SWEETS!! 😬😬

Me: 😅😅😅 Whatever— let's buy something good

Minerva: Let's go to *mention that place again*

Me: Okay...*about to take the transport*

Minevra: finally 😃

Me: *retreats* Uh...NO— LET'S NOT GO THAT FAR 😅😅 Let's find more shops

Minevra: 🙂🙂🙂🔪

*Us roams for another half an hour*

*Finds nothing*

*Finally buys some sweets with fresh cream*

Minerva: 🙂🙂🙂🔪

Me: 😅😅😅

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Me: *comes back home* *about to enter*

Dad: *bang opens the door* WHERE WERE YOU??

Mom: *hangs up her phone* SHE IS BACK??

Me: Uhh, what's wrong? 😐

Them: DID YOU SEE THE TIME?? IT'S 3:10 AND SCHOOL ENDED AT 2 PM!! Where were you??

Me: 🥺 I-I-

Mom: Your dad was about to call in the school!! 😬😬😬 I called Minevra too and your other friends!!

Me: I-I went to buy sweets 🥺🥺

Dad: Sweets?? But for this long?? Tell the truth!! Where were you??

Me: 😭😭😭😭😭 I am telling the truth!!

Mom: *sighs* Atleast you should have informed me— we were worried!! 😩😩😩

Dad: Btw, what are the sweets for? 🤓

Mom: 😒😒😒😒

Dad: 😐😐

Me: Today is mom's birthday! 💀

Dad: ...😶😶😶 REALLY? OMMOOOO~ Happy Birthday 😃

Mom: 😒😒😒 Fuck off

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Ya! Today was a busy day, I had my exam and after two whole year I gave a 80 marks exam WITH LONG ANSWERS!! So horrifying but I made it till the end!

Also, good news, my evening physics exam got cancelled 😓😓😓😂 I can go out for dinner 🌝 heh- and another thing!! If the inline comments are off, I'm really sorry! This book is crashing a lot 😭😭😭 and I don't know how to fix it!