Me: Mom! My tummy feels weird!!

Mom: .....Huh?

Me: Like I'm having not so intense pain but still pain and it's growling!!!!!

Mom: Maybe you're hungr- WAIT!!! I JUST REMEMBER THAT I DIDN'T GAVE YOU ANYTHING TO EAT THE WHOLE DAY EXCEPT SOME CARROT SOUP AND CARROT FRIES!!!

Me: 🙂🙂🙂Aww, you're sooo good at remembering!!

Mom: *rushes to the Kitchen* Why there isn't anything in this goddam kitchen???

Me: 🤓 no idea

Mom: Don't worry, I'll make you something!

Me: but you said there isn't anyt-

Mom: I've cabbages, tomato, ginger and a huge gourd!!

Me: please no-

Mom: Just wait, I'll be done in an hour

Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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