Me: *closes Wattpad*

After sometime:

Me: *opens it*

Me: O..MG!! 19 notifications. Hurray!

*Quickly sees it*

Me : 😶😶😶😶

😫😫😫 Lier!!!!!!!!

After some more time:

Me: *thinks*Notification! Atleast 1! PLZZ

*Opens Wattpad*

Me: 27 notifications!! Yeah!!

*Opens notification*

Me: 😨 oh my god!! Hurray.

Me: 26 Followers!!! Thanks god! 😍😍😍

*Check followers*

Me: 😶😶😶

Me: what??!! Someone please kill me for real! 😭😭😭😭

Uwaaaa!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭