Went to the eye doctor's for my post surgery check up and in the waiting room they have prints on the wall of Renoir's Dance in the City and Dance in the Country.

Of course Nat has to read everything aloud and she starts reading the titles of the prints.

"Ree-no-en Dance in the City."

"That's , Ren-wah, hon. That's an 'R' on the end"

"What is?"

"The artist. Ren-wah's Dance in the City. It's R-e-n-o-i-r."

Smiles from other clients in the room.

"Ree-no-en Dance in the Country."

"That's the same artist, hon. Ren-wah."

Fewer smiles.

"Ree-no-en, Ree-no-en, Ree-no-en--"

"Shhh, not out loud."

"I'm gonna get the army in here in a minute."

Frowns.