Director: Okay guys. I'm so pumped for this movie, Truth and Dare!
Son: I thought it was a book!
Director: Don't change the words out of my mouth!
Sh: Wow. Someone didn't get their oatmeal this morning.
Director: I HATE OATMEAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Kn: Speaking of which, where the food?!

Agreed!

Dir: ( snaps) We are on a tight schedule, people!

So is my stomach!

El: Oh my...

Co: * takes a clipboard* Okay people, we are doing Truth and Dare Chapter 1,

( Take One)

Director: Quiet on the set!

Camera man 1: Camera 3 is rolling.....
3....2....1..... go!

Hey guys! Its your toast, Danielle!

Director: Cut!

What? What did I do wrong?!

Script reader: You said "toast to instead of " host."

So?

Dir: Its not in the script!

Never are your words.

Dir: You little.....
Sh: Say one bad thing about her......
Sil: Snd he will MURDER you!
El: Cut!
Dir: HEY!!!!!!

( Take Two)

Dir: TAD, Chapter 1 take 5, 3...2....1. Quiet on the set!

Hey guys! Its your toast....

Script reader: Host!!!!!!

I WAS GETTING THERE!!!!!!!!

Kn: Oh my. . .
Cr: Cut!
Dir: THATS MY LINE!!!!!
Sil: Put a ring on it.

Camera man 2: Chapter 1, take 15, and..... action!

Cr: Okay, Mr. Sh?
Sh: What?
Cr: Where do babies come from?
Sh: ( turns pale)............ ( faints)
Dir: Cut!
Cr: What did I say?! I just read the script!
El: Who in their wicked minds would put that?!
Ro: Don't know who, but they were amazing!
El: Rouge!!!!!!! She only 6!
Ro: So?!?

Lets please move on.......

Camera man 5: TAD Chapter 2 take 27 and action!

So: ( eating a chili dog)...........
Dir: Cut! Sonic!!!!!
Sh: Sonic!!!!!!
So: What?!?

Camera man 2: TOD Chapter 2 section 2 take 15, and action!

Sh B: Who is this Maria?
Sil: Uhh....... your.......friend...... that...umm....you know.....died?
Sh B: I have no friends. This Maria that you speak of means nothing to me. Besides, she probably deserve to die.
Sh: THATS IT YOU MOTHER....
Dir: Cut!!! Shadow, language!!!!
Sh: WHO CARES THE FLIPPING.....
So: Oh my stars!
Bl: Will he EVER calm down?!?

Camera man 6: TAD Chapter 3 take 18 and.... action!

He dares Silver and...... wait does this say Rouge or Rude?

Dir: Cut! Get reading glasses, Danielle!

Sure! When you turn black!

Kn: Oh!!!!!!
Dir: THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!
El: Calm down!
Cr: Again.....
Sap: ( eating popcorn) This way better than fighting Sally..... well that's a lie this is the second best thing.

Camera man 1: TAD, Chapter 3 section 2 take 25 and..... action!

Bl:......... wait.... what was my line?
Dir: Cut!

Camera man 8: TAD, Chapter 3 with Amy talking..and......action!
Am: Umm, NO way am I going up without makeup!
Sap: That's not your line!
Am: Either was yours!
El: Oh my.
Dir: Cut! GO STUDY YOUR SCRIPTS PEOPLE !!!!!!!!
Sil: And you 19 cups of coffee!
Sh: no. A trip.... far away!
Dir: SHUT UP, EMO!
Sh: You want to go?!?
Ro/ Sap: ( chants) Fight! Fight! Fight!

Oh boy......

Es: Can I get my money back?