Pehele toda sa Carryminati ka potty-mouth daaliye.

Phir Hindustani Bhau ki ma-bhen aur rape wali gaaliyan gholte rahiye. Ekdum tapa-tap tapa-tap gholte rehena. 

Aur bich bich mein Sandeep Maheshwari ka tadaka lagate rehena.

Agar garnish karna hai to rhymes aur fast rapping ki toppings daal dena.

Ta-da!

Bas kuchi minutes mein Eminem tayar!

Note: I'm not an expert cook, except I can make delicious Maggi.