[Al G. on speakers] Welcome, James family.

No, Xosha. Wait.

[Kamiyah inhales sharply]

[nervously] Ladies first.

Really?

No?

All right. I'mma go first 'cause I'm a gentleman.

[Kamiyah] Uh-huh.

[high-pitched] Bron? [coughs]

[in normal voice] Bron?

[Kamiyah] It says he's in here.

[Xosha] Dad?

[Kamiyah] Dom?

[Malik] Bron?

[indistinct shouting]

Sonic: (sees Eggman and the other Sonic villains) Oh no, it's them again.

Tails: You can say that again. (Sees Cosmo, Chris and his friends) Cosmo!

Sonic: Chris!

Cosmo: Hey guys!

Chris: We're rooting for you guys!

Sonic: Thanks, guys!

Serena: Where's the other half of the crowd?

Al G: Uh, they should be tuning in to the livestream right about... Right about... Right about...

[grunts] Buffering! So embarrassing.

Right about now! [snaps fingers]

[dramatic music playing]

[in distorted voice] Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

[energy powering up]

[speaking Korean]

[bell dings on cell phone]

It's game time!

Yo.

[Al G.] It's game time!

Hey, look here.

[Al G.] It's game time!

Foghorn: I say, I say, how in the world did he get all these spectators here?

Daffy: I don't know, but the line for the bathroom's gonna be insane.

Suddenly a commentators booth floats in and two people are teleported in, Ernie Johnson. Jr and Lil Rel.

Ernie: And we're back from commercial and... Where are we? Lil Rel? [chuckling] Man, what are you doing here?

Lil: Wait, Ernie Johnson? This is crazy! Look, I was on my phone, right, and I was getting on the elevator... Wait a minute, did I fall down the elevator shaft? Ernie, are we dead? Is this what heaven looks like?

Ernie: No, it looks like we're in some kinda computer-generated basketball game.

[cell phone chimes]

It looks like Dad's game's starting.

What? Let me see that.

[Al G. on speakers] Oh, Bron, Bron.

[Kamiyah] Who's this guy?

[in sing-song voice] Got some VIPs coming in.

No!

[in distorted voice] Yeah!

[laughs] What a twist!

No, we shouldn't be watching that.

[Kamiyah] Where is he? Where is this coming from?

[Malik] Something's not right here.

[electricity crackling]

[Al G. on speakers] It's game time!

[Kamiyah] What?

[Kamiyah yelps]

Whoa, what in the world?

Mommy, what just happened?

Oh, my God! Kids!

Bron!

[both grunt]

[Kamiyah gasps]

Kamiyah: Babe, what is going on? Where's Dom?

Lebron: I don't know, but I have to go to play this game to save everyone with...

Bugs Bunny?

Bugs: Uh... [smacks lips] What's up, Doc?

[yowls]

Lebron: That's kinda normal around here.

Darius: Dad, this is Dom's game. You know how to play, right?

Lebron: It's basketball. Of course! Yeah.

[Al G.] Uh, excuse me? Paging Mr. LeBron James!

Lebron: Everything's gonna be all right.

[Al G. laughs]

Lebron: I promise.

[sighs deeply]

Malik: Zap me into you.

[Siri] Sorry, I didn't understand that.

Malik: I said, zap me, into you. Zap me, human, into you, phone. Zap me.

[hip-hop music playing]

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to your host for the evening, Mr. Al G. Rhythm!

[crowd cheering]

[Al G.] Hey, how y'all doing? Thank you!

Thank you very much!

[music stops]

Al G: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic!

[crowd cheering]

[grand orchestral music playing]

Al G: Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you all are LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne.

Knuckles: This guy is a hater.

Marine: Haters gonna hate.

Shadow: He's a bad guy.

[LeBron] Big time.

[Al G.] So let's lay down some basic ground rules. If King James wins, you all get to go back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever.

[crowd exclaims]

[fans] What?

[Al G.] How 'bout that, huh?

Lebron: What? That wasn't the deal.

[Al G.] Oh, yeah! Didn't see that coming, did you?

Daffy: Well, at least we're good.

Al G: Oh, boy. Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so... [blows raspberry]

Whisper: W-what?

[Elmer] Oh, no!

[Sylvester] Deleted?

[Speedy] That is messed up!

Cream: I don't wanna be deleted! (Hugs Amy with tears in her eyes)

Amy: Shh, it's okay, Cream.

[Foghorn] That dude is bad.

[Granny] Why?

Silver: You just couldn't keep your big beak close.

[grunts]

Daffy: I deserved that.

Al G: And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James... Introducing... the Goon Squad!

Whoo!

[rap music playing]

White Mamba!

What's up?

Wet ball, baby!

[Al G.] Wet Fire!

[grunts]

[Al G.] Arachnneka!

Queen of the web. Mwah.

[birds screech]

[rap music continues]

[Al G.] And The Brow.

Flyest guy on the squad.

[LeBron] Dang! What'd they do to my boy, AD?

[Al G.] And this next young man I'm bringing up... Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the G in genius. He's my hero on the ones and zeroes, Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]

[hip-hop music playing]

[crowd cheering]

[announcer] Dom!

[hip-hop music continues playing]

[crowd continues cheering]

[Al G.] Give it up one more time for Dominic James!

[Kamiyah] Dom! Dom!

I don't think he can hear you.

I'm his mother. He better hear me.

Dom!

Dom: Whoa.

Al G: Right? It's amazing. All these people came here to see you, Dom. And we used your scanning tech to make it happen. Check 'em out.

Dom.

[Dom] Dad!

[LeBron] Are you okay, son?

Dom: I've never been better.

Lebron: Listen to me. Everyone in here is in danger.

Dom: [scoffs] Come on, Dad. Why you gotta make everything so serious?

Lebron: This is serious. Your boy Al G., he's a bad dude. He's using your game to trap everyone in here.

Dom: He's not bad. He's just sad because he works so hard and no one pays attention to him. He's like me, Dad.

Lebron: No, he's nothing like you. He's manipulating you.

Al G: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why you using all these charged words... Deleted. Manipulate... [whispers] Kidnapped. Come on, LeBron, chill out.

Lebron: What'd you say, man?

Dom: I'm playing basketball. I thought you'd be happy.

Al G: Thought you'd be happy. Yeah, you keep it up, you ain't gonna get that Father's Day card. Those things are not guaranteed.

Lebron: Dom.

[Al G.] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[The Brow] You going down, King James.

What's good, baby? [kisses]

Lebron: Hey, yo, Brow, I think it's time for your eyebrows to break up with each other.

Brow: Oh?

Lebron: They ugly. Let it go.

Brow: What he mean? What's wrong with 'em?

Mamba: We'll show him who's boss.

Kaymiyah: What did he say, Bron?

Lebron: He thinks Al G. is his friend. I don't know what else to do.

Kaymiyah: You gotta win this game... and get our son back.

Lebron: Okay.

[announcer] It's game time!

The Tune and Goon Squads walk towards each other in slow-mo. Everything is about to go down in this one Super Special basketball game, it's all or nothing for this.

They meet up and Pete comes in wearing a referee outfit.

[Pete hums along to end note]

Sonic: Pete's the referee?

Al G: Oh, you mad, bro? [laughs]

Sonic: (looks at Amy and Sally) You're ready?

Sally: Ready as we'll be.

Amy: Let's do this.