Tony was screwed.

He had accidentally turned Peter into a baby, and now he was stuck with a clingy two year old boy who would not let go of the billionaire for his life.

So, he did the only plausible option he saw, and that was to baby the kid until he grew big again. That meant feeding Peter endless amounts of candy and ice creams, watching funny movies, and cuddling on the couch.

"Baba..." Peter babbled at his father. Tony smiled down at the chestnut-haired toddler that was sat upon his lap in a cute Iron Man onesie.

"Babaaaaa..." Peter whined before cuddling into Tony's side, melting the billionaire's heart. He smiled and ruffled the child's curls before adjusting him on his stomach. The two boys soon drifted off to sleep, completely unaware of the people downstairs.

-

"Hello, Midtown High! I'm Andrew Garfield, and I'll be your tour guide!" 

Ned, Flash and MJ all eyes each other worriedly. They hadn't heard from Peter for two days now; he hadn't come to school or answered any calls or texts.

"Do you think he's here...?" Ned whispered to his friends. Flash shrugged.

"He might be, but if he is, Mr. Cunte is going to have a fit," the tanned boy replied. MJ bit her lip.

"More like a fiery explosion..." she said, making the two boys snicker quietly.

Andrew continued to lead the class of chatty and excited students around the building, stopping in the R&D labs, along with some training and manufacturing rooms. 

"Alrighty class! For our last stop of the day we will be heading up to the Avengers commons, where you'll have a meet and greet with the Avengers! Who knows, you might even get to meet Mr. Stark's personal intern, if you're lucky!" Andrew explained as they all filed into the large elevator.

"P-Personal intern?" stuttered Max Wren, the school's biggest, (and most insecure) bully. Andrew smiled.

"Of course! He's an absolute genius; believe Peter is his name."

Everyone filed into the elevator, it soon lurching upwards to the penthouse level. What no one was expecting when they walked out was to see Tony Stark and a toddler cuddling on the couch. 

With Peter's enhanced hearing he heard the elevator doors open. He groggily sat up and looked around, eyes widening when he saw his class. A smile formed on his face when he saw his girlfriend.

"Mi'elle! Mi'elle!" he giggled, pushing himself off of his father's chest and onto the floor. He ran over to his friends, putting his arms up over his head. MJ stared wide-eyed at the baby who looked exactly like her boyfriend.

"Mi'elle!" Peter whined, jumping up and down. MJ cautiously picked the toddler up and sat him on her hip.

"Peter? Where are you?" Tony mumbled, sitting up. When he saw the touring students he nearly fainted. But once he saw Peter being held by MJ, he calmed down just a tad.

"Jesus Christ, Pete. You nearly gave me a damn heart attack," the billionaire wheezed as he stood, walking over to the boy. "Sorry about him, MJ; he should be back to normal soon."

MJ handed toddler Peter back to his father and smiled. "I don't know, he looks pretty cute like that." she pinched her boyfriend's cheek, making him blush.

"St'ahp!" he giggled as she ticked under his chin. MJ smiled before kissing the boy's forehead, turning back to the group.

"What the hell are you staring at?" she growled. Everyone immediately cowered away, fearing the rioter. "There we go." Tony chuckled and looked at the squirming toddler in his arms. 

"Now, how about we go and get you in that lab."