peterstark created a chat!

peterstark changed the name to
"game of phones"

peterstark added:

mfuckingj
nedward
memequeen
harryfairy
harleystark
bettyboop
flashordash

peterstark: hello fellow humans

memequeen: bold of you to assume i'm human

peterstark: u right my b, my b

bettyboop: omg me and ned and trying to have a date here, stop texting us!! 😤🤬

flashordash: sToP tExTinG uS. ok karen

peterstark: nice one babe

mfuckingj: i'm trying to read my book, what do you want

memequeen: omg hi mj!!!

mfuckingj: hey shuri

harryfairy: guys guess what

nedward: what

peterstark: what

flashordash: what

mfuckingj: what

memequeen: what

harleystark: what

bettyboop: what

harryfairy: my pp thiccc

harleystark: very mature, harry.

peterstark: IM CACKLING

memequeen: AHAHAHAHAHAH

bettyboop: omfg harry, you're disgusting 😫🤮🤢

peterstark: goddamn betty stop with the emojis. we only use emoticons (゜-゜)

memequeen: emoticons forever (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

bettyboop: no way 🤮 emojis rule 😛

flashordash: IM VOMITING (ง'̀-'́)ง

nedward: y'all are too gay for me

peterstark: deal with it ned

harleystark: you're too straight for us

flashordash: preach motherfucker preach

mfuckingj: y'all are nerds

memequeen: tell me about it bae

>><<

peterstark changed the name to
"protectors of superman"

peterstark: GUYS GUESS WHAT

harryfairy: dude it's three in the morning tf you want

harleystark: go to bed peter

peterstark: fine i guess i'll go on a lunch date with superman by myself then ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

nedward: EXCUSE YOU

flashordash: babe what are you on about?

peterstark: so i'm out on patrol right?

peterstark: and suddenly there's this big flash of light before i get body slammed to the ground. i look up and who do i see? SUPERMAN IN THE FLESH

flashordash: ...peter you didn't go on patrol tonight. you're laying in my bed.

memequeen: americans are weird

peterstark: y'all it was crazy! he said he knew tony

harleystark: how would "superman" know tony, peter? how?

peterstark: shhh... it's the thot thaduis countsss,,, charley

flashordash: sorry guys, i think peter had too much wine

mfuckingj: ohhh makes sense

harleystark: ahhh, typical peter

harleystark: wait he's siXTEEN??

>><<

harryfairy changed the name to
"we the gays"

harryfairy removed two members
from the group chat:

bettyboop
nedward

harryfairy: guys you'll never believe what i just saw

peterstark: what's up?

mfuckingj: this better be good, i'm trying to read

memequeen: why'd you remove the heteros

harryfairy: so it's after school, right?

flashordash: ...yeah

harryfairy: and i go to mr. shite's room to get help on my algebra assignment. i walk in the door and betty's fucking NAKED ON THE DESK, MR. SHITE IS LITERALLY FUCKING HER AND NED IS JACKING OFF AND RECORDING IT

memequeen: WHAT THE FUCK

harleystark: YOURE KIDDING

harryfairy: Y'ALL IM SCARRED

harryfairy: THEY DIDNT EVEN STOP WHEN I CAME IN. IM PRETTY SURE THEY STARTED FUCKING HARDER IM CRYING

peterstark: harry you poor bb

flashordash: that's disturbing

memequeen: i've said it once, i'll say it again. americans. are. weird.

mfuckingj: did u get evidence

harryfairy: quite possibly

memequeen: post it

harleystark: guys lets not?

peterstark: fuCKING POST IT

peterstark: post it everywhere, harry

flashordash: #mrshiteisapedo

memequeen: #mrshiteisapedo

mfuckingj: #mrshiteisapedo

>><<

peterstark: guys

peterstark: i need help

harleystark: what is it now

harryfairy: oh?

peterparker: so i kinda got shot on patrol and the bleeding won't stop

mfuckingj: ...excuse you

memequeen: need me to send a ship?

peterstark: no no no

peterstark: harley can you come pick me up? i don't want our dads to find out

harleystark: peter, are you kidding me?

peterstark: pls pls pls

peterstark: i'm on the corner of elridge and main

flashordash: go help my bf you big boob

harleystark: omw

>><<

mfuckingj: peter why aren't you at school

peterstark: my dads found out so now i'm stuck in med-wing

memequeen: *facepalm*

flashordash: i'm coming over then

flashordash: want anything?

peterstark: a churro?

flashordash: mhm

harryfairy: hey guys have any of you heard from ned? i heard him and betty got in some nasty trouble

harleystark: yep. since you posted that video of them having that threesome thingy with mr. shite, they got taken down to the station

harleystark: mr. shite got twenty years in prison with chance of parole—he's on a 200 grand bail

mfuckingj: and ned and betty?

harleystark: since ned turned eighteen he got charged with child pornography—he's got two years in jail. betty's parents sent her to an all girls school

peterstark: goddamn

harryfairy: shit dude

mfuckingj: ok i kinda feel bad now?

flashordash: nah don't. they were bound to get caught sometime

peterstark: bitch where's my churro

flashordash: bitch i'm in the elevator calm your tits

memequeen: i love you bitch

mfuckingj: i ain't ever gonna stop loving you bitch

>><<

what the hell even was this?