A/N: this was a request, and i changed it up a tad bit because i already have a similar one, but i hope it's good enough!!

The Avengers, including Peter, were all sitting in the common room, watching the movie, "Tin Can 3." 
(i'm sorry) Peter was sprawled over Tony and Pepper, his adoptive parents, and was very invested into this quite intriguing show. Everyone else was just relaxing when suddenly the elevator doors opened, and a small black cat with bright greens eyes came strutting out.

Peter gasped and smiled widely, jumping up from his seat on the couch and rushed over to the familiar feline, crouching down in front of him. "Hi Mr. Loki!" the fifteen year old laughed, patting the cat on the head.

The Avengers looked on in confusion. Mr. Loki? Is Peter going insane? Peter scratched the mysterious feline's head one more time before the cat morphed back into his original form, the God of Mischief himself.

"Brother!" Thor bellowed, standing up to go embrace his family member. Loki scowled but let himself be hugged by the giant blonde doofus before pushing him away.

"Hello, young Peter," he greeted warmly. Peter giggled and hugged the man tight.

"I have so much to show you! I have this project I'm doing on you because we're supposed to talk about gods and-" Peter began to ramble, but was cut off by a loud ring. Everyone's heads snapped towards the sound to see Nick Fury's I.D on the screen. Tony hit accept, backing up so he could see better.

"Avengers," he began, looking at everyone in the room. His gaze flickered over Peter and Loki for a split-second longer than anyone else, but he quickly covered it up. "You have a mission- now." And with that, he ended the call.

"Sorry, buddy," Tony apologized, looking over at his son. "I know I said I didn't have to go on a mission but-"

"It's okay, dad." Peter assured. "Besides, me and Mr. Loki will have so much fun!!!"

oOoOo- time skip brought to you by the god of mischief himself- oOoOo

A full week had passed before the Avengers had arrived back at the tower. They were not expecting to see Peter dangling from the ceiling and Loki crouched behind a couch, a water gun in each of their hands.

"Begone, thot!" Peter bellowed, shooting water spurts towards the god. Loki easily dodged and shot his own water guns, barely missing the wall-crawling teen.

"We in this bitch," Loki yelled, ducking behind a table. "... finna get crunk! Eyebrows on fLeEk!" Loki shrieked as water hit him in the chest.

"Why the fuck you lying, why you always lying. OoOh my god, stop fUcKiNG lYinG!" Peter shouted, flipping right-side up onto the couch. He aimed and repeat-fired, soaking the god of mischief.

Loki made his water guns turn into recorders and smirked. "I'm John Cena!" he cackled before playing the instrument with his nose. Steve coughed, gaining the two's attentions. Peter gasped and clasped his hands in front of him.

"It's the fourth of July, yeah we know it's true. The colors of the flag are red, white, and blue- aye!" He exclaimed before whipping. Steve just stared at the teen, mostly confused but the rest concerned.

Loki and Peter charged a glance before Loki spoke. "Girl what's wrong?"

"My man ain't shit."

"Why you won't leave him?"

"Cause bitch? Dick too fine."

Steve looked horrified and clutched the counter with his right hand. The rest of the Avengers just stared in concern for the two boys.

Loki suddenly made an ice cream cone appear out of nowhere. "I got it bitches! Chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch please!" he yelled before eating it.

Peter picked up an empty water bottle and stared at it. "This bitch empty! YEET!" he screamed before chucking the bottle across the room, hitting poor Steve in the head.

"Look at all those chickens," Loki said, motioning to the Avengers while talking like a five year old.

"For all those haters out there, suck my ass 'cause your no good- better than anyone else."

"MoThEr tRUckER dUdE tHAt hUrT liKe a bUTt cHEeK oN a StiCK!"

"When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do it, walk away (way) (way)"

"WoAh! Hurricane Katrina...? More like hurricane tortilla!"

"Oh my god I love Chipotle. Chipotle is my life!"

"OKAY STOP!" Tony shouted, his hands folded in a pleading positions "Please, we're begging you!"

Peter smiled in Loki's direction. "Fineeee," he drawled before bounding over to his father like a lost puppy. "I missed you," he sat, his voice muffled into Tony's shirt. The billionaire smiled and ruffled his son's hair.

"I missed you too, buddy," he replied. Peter smiled before looking over to Steve, who was just now recovering from the events.

"...l-language!"

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again, this was a request! and i'm sorry if it wasn't what you wanted