"Y E E T!"

Peter mcfucking Thiccc Boi Parker picked up Tiny Stark and yeeted him across the room.

Shmaptin Shmerica sat down on a chair and gave the teen a PSA for his troubles.

"So, you yeeted your father across the room." the patriotic thicccccc man said with his eyebrows of disappointment.

Peter to the third degree of thiccc shrugged and picked up the stupid elderly man and drop kicked him out the window of the eightieth floor of Stank Tower.

"Take that you f a t a s s! Go back to fucking Bucky!" he shouted before jumping up on the walls and pretending to be a spider. "I aM ThE gOaT!"

"Peter get down from there!!" Scotty boy shrieked, getting a can of Raid. He sprayed thiccc boy Peter Parker, making him die.

well.... umm....

i'm sorry?

i have the flu and haven't been able to concentrate on writing.

i'm currently working on a chapter right now, hopefully it'll be out soon