Jungkook P.O.V
"Hey Parker!" I wanted to ask something that I've been questioning forever.

Iron Man or Harry Potter.

"Yeah Kookie? What's up?"

Parker walked out with only a towel, causing me to blush.

"Ummm."

Jeon Jungkook, look away now.

"You okay Kook? You look like your horny as fuck. Are you looking at my fucking cock?!" Parker's eyes widened.

Walk away now Kookie, walk away if you don't want to be killed right now by a fly swatter.

Or worse.

A frying pan.

"Wait, aren't people in fanfics supposed to be clueless about this kinda stuff?" Namjoon asked, sipping some tea.

Where did the tea come from?

"Usually, but Kookie better start to run." Parker pulled out-

NO.

NOT THE PINK FLY SWATTER OF DEATH!!

WHERE DID THE FRYING PAN COME FROM!?

I thought Rapunzel and I were friends!

THAT BACKSTABBER WILL RUE THE DAY-

I watch too much ICarly and Sweeny Todd...........

"SAY GOODNIGHT SALLY!!!"

Parker chased me around the kitchen covered with fandom stuff.

I'll leave you to imagine it yourself.

Yoongi was laughing his ass off.

Namjoon was reading.

Seokjin was at the Mario store.

Jennie was listening to DNA.

This went on for about 2 more hours.

Who knew Parker was actually energetic. Never underestimate a fan organism.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!"

Finally! Seokjin is home! THANK YOU NAMJESUS! 

"Jungkook looked at Parker in the wrong way." Yoongi said, casually playing Uno with Jennie and Namjoon.

Thanks for throwing me under the bus Yoongs! Love you too hyung!

"Parker!" Seokjin said angerly. "I thought I told you already!"

Seokjin took the frying pan and fly swatter away from them.

"Don't use my good frying pan! You might break it on his abs!" 

WHAT!? 

"Sorry, Jin." Parker said sadly.

He sighed.

"It's ok. Next time Jungkook is doing way too much, tell me or Namjoon. We'll take care of it." He patted their back.

Aish. 

Jin puts away the stuff he got at the store and we eat some Wendys.

BECAUSE FUCK MCDONALDS AND BURGER KING!!!

Sorry lovers of both places..............

But its true.

Especially after watching....... the founders?

Is that what that movie is called?

Idk. This was awhile ago.

Min Yoonji P.O.V
Bet you werent expecting this *le smirk*. Jk. What am I doing here? Sirius question.

Boys are idiots.

Hopefully those creepy boys stop stalking me........

Long story.

Me and Kim Army are sleeping over at Parker and Jennie's place for a couple of nights.

I am Kim Army's spirit gaurdian.

"Come on Yoonji! Lets go hang with Jennie and Parker!"

Why does Jennie Parker sound like a super heros alter ego?

GRYFFINDORK!!!! EXPLAIN!!!!!

Also, what kind of name is that? GryffindorkGranger? Sounds like a nickname a family would give to their nerdy child.

Thats cold Yoonji. But true.

"I need my gun first! I need to make sure those 3 idiots dont try anything!"

So what I own a gun! Doesnt everybody? Or at least 20 pocket knives?

Im glad that at least my brother is there.

I need to save some bullets for the zombie apocolipse.

Ha. What am I even talking about!

Thats stupid as fuck!

Besides Im Min Fucking Yoonji!!

IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME!!

THANK FOR READING MY SHITTY STORY!!! AND REMEMBER THIS IS A FANFIC!!!! THOUGH MY STORIES USUALLY END UP CRACKFICS FOR SOME REASON!!!

This is what Parker looks like:

Jennie: