((will the Law catch up with Comandercat or is she just too fast for them!?))

Comandercat: open the next one!

When will she learn?
~Ceaderstripe

Spykitten: *begins unwrapping gift* its a... uh.... what is it?

Comandercat: it's a bunch of shells I crafted into the shape of two cats holding a heart.

Spykitten: I definitely see it now *nervously nods head*

Comandercat: *eye twitches* and the next one?

Spykitten: *still nodding nervously as she unwraps the final gift* its- its- WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!

Comandercat: *nods*

Spykitten: ANIMAL JAM PERMANENT MEMBERSHIP!!!!!!

Comandercat: yep!

Spykitten: HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THIS???

Comandercat: *thinks back to a few months ago when she robbed a bank* a magician never tells her secrets

Spykitten: *hopping excitedly*

Comandercat: so you like i-

*sirens and a chopper can be heard*

Comandercat: shoot! Gotta run!

Spykitten: WAIT!!

Comandercat: *hops through window, leaving a hole her size and shape in the glass* TURTLE *smashes helicopter's propellers and runs through a field next to Spykittens house*

Police Officer#1: *using mega phone* come- *puts megaphone down for a second* what are turtles afraid of?

Spykitten: she's afraid of snakes *shrug*

Police Officer #1: *raises mega phone* GIGANTIC SNAKE IN THAT FIELD

Comandercat: TURTLE! *running and screaming* TURTLE *Sprints up a tree*

Officer #2: how-

Comandercat: *jumps off top of the tree into the air,extending wings made of palm leaves as she jumps and begins flapping higher into the sky*

Officer #1: WE NEED A CHOPPER

Spykitten: *nods to back yard* you can use mine

Officer #1: you have a chopper?

Spykitten: *shrug* I've made a lot of money as a writer and part time artist, *motions towards her house that has a beautiful waterfall landscape painted on it*

Officer #2: holy-

Officer #1: GET INTO THE CHOPPER

Comandercat: *smacks Seagull*

Officer #1: *piolets chopper into sky*

Comandercat: *nods to a passing Pigeon flock*

Officer #1: get that- *tilts head a bit* turtle?

Comandercat: *notices chopper* TURTLE *speeds up to 568 miles per hour*

Officer #2: how did she-

Officer #1: WHAT!?

Spykitten: *taps on window* Press the purple button!

Officer #2: how-

Spykitten: *let's go of Chopper*

Comandercat: NO!!! *turns and goes 1000 mph to catch her* *catches her* *sets her on the ground* TURTLE *speeds off into the distance*

Spykitten: how on earth does she do this?

Comandercat: *smashes through mountain, somehow leaving a turtle shaped tunnel behind her*

Spykitten: *goes inside*

Officer #1: *presses purple button that accelerates the chopper instantly to light speed for two seconds, making them right next to Comandercat*

Comandercat: *is flying close to the chopper blades* *palm leaf rips* NOOOOOOOOO *Starts falling*

Spykitten: *puts Ramen in the microwave*

Officer #1: *dives for Comandercat*

Officer #2: *grabs Comandercat by the belt loop on her pants*

Spykitten: *starts eating Ramen*

A/N she doesn't even take it out of the microwave, she just climbs into the microwave and starts chowing down