Comandercat: Heyyyyyyy everyone and welcome to this book! On October 8th is my cousin Cat_lover321's birthday, so I'm celebrating with the making of this book.

~Commentary by my OC Ceaderstripe is included~

So, here goes nothing!

Comandercat: *enters room of Spykitten's b-day party* hey everyone!!!

Spykitten: bro. The party in until next week. Get out. Go home. Do something.

Well that's just plain rude! Spykitten would never say that to Comandercat!
~Ceaderstripe

Hush, its a spoof Ceaderstripe. Nobody cares.
~Comandercat

Comandercat: fine. *walks out, goes to Walmart, buys presents, comes back bearing gifts* hey I'm back! I brought presents for the goddess of all things cat!

Spykitten: huh?

Comandercat: *throws present at her* I bought you presents! *leaves*

Spykitten: *opens present* interesting.

What did you get for her!?!?!? I need to know this information!!!!
~Ceaderstripe

None of your business...
~Comandercat

Shut your bird hole!
~Ceaderstripe

Huh????
~Comandercat

Yeah, you heard me!
~Ceaderstripe

Comandercat: *goes to store* hmmmmmmmm.... *buys food* yummmmmm *leaves, goes to Spykitten's house* hey!!!! I'm back!!!

Spykitten: holy Starclan you scared me!!!!!!

Comandercat: I brought the vision of Shadows some food!!!

Spykitten: you need to stop. Get help. You need help. Serious help.

Comandercat: *throws food at Spykitten* Fine!!!!!!

What on earth is wrong with you Comandercat???? What are you trying to do?????
~Ceaderstripe

Make her happy... She deserves it... Its her birthday...
~Comandercat

Her birthday's tomorrow you mouse brain.
~Ceaderstripe

Shut up.
~Comandercat

Comandercat: *goes to store* hmmmmmmmm... What to buy? *picks up lollypop* hmmmm... *licks it* nope. Doesn't take good. *puts back on shelf*

Spykitten: *sitting in her room at her house* yummmm. Food. *eats food*

Comandercat: *walking through store* hmmmm... *sees twix* hmmm... *takes bite of twix* nope. Not twixy enough. *puts back on shelf*

Store intercom: Mam. You need to stop licking and eating things.

Comandercat: who me?????

Store intercom: the lady in the pink pineapple shirt and pink jeans.

*randomly happens to be three other people fitting that description*

Store intercom: the one with the pineapple shoes and pink hair that fades to orange.

Comandercat: who??? Me???

Store intercom: we're calling the police.

Comandercat: on who???? Me!?!?!? *runs out of store, runs down street, runs into Spykitten's house, runs into Spykitten's room* THEY'RE AFTER ME!!!!!!!!

Spykitten: what?

Comandercat: They're after me!!!!!!!!

Spykitten: who?

Comandercat: the poli- *police officer enters room*

Police officer: mam, we're gonna have to let you off with a warning. *hands $40 ticket.

Comandercat: oh... *eats ticket* ain't nobody got money for that!!! *runs away and finds random cave in the wilderness* this will be my home now.

Spykitten: she's wanted. Dead or alive.

Police officer: we'll make some posters saying that if someone finds her they get $40.

Spykitten: *nods* good idea...

What!?!?!?!?!? You're a fugitive!?!?!?
~Ceaderstripe

No, no, no, no. That was all fake. That was a story.
~Comandercat

Wait... It was? Oh... I totally knew that the whole time...
~Ceaderstripe

OK! So that's the end of the spoof! I'm thinking that every year I'll make a new birthday spoof for Spykitten. How does that sound? Tell me in the comments.