requested by: April_Pines_533

STAR: MERMABEL!!!

MABEL: ??? MERMABEL?!

DIPPER: DID SOMEONE SAY MERMABEL?

STAR: yeah I said it!

DIPPER: woah woah woah that was like Mabel's little crush back in summer

MABEL: YOU SHUSH! *places hand over twin brothers mouth*

MABEL: UHH DID YOU KNOW THEN... dipper kissed the mermaid!!! *casually changes topic*

STAR: uhh whatttt? *creeped out*

MARCO: uhh whatttt? Dipper you did not kiss a mermaid, didn't you?

PACIFICA: DIPPER??? *confused and shocked*

BILL: smooth going, pine tree

MABEL: GREAT THE WHOLE GANG IS HEREE

*clears throat*

NOW NOW NOW YALL MIGHT NOT BELIEVE BUT LOOK! CONCRETE EVIDENCE!

*shows everyone the scrapbook despite twin brother's repeated protests*

DIPPER: no no no no no no

*laughter*

DIPPER: I WAS SAVING THAT GUYS LIFE HE WAS ABOUT TO DIE!!! *raises arms*

DIPPER: and besides he had fishy breath ew

MABEL: AHEM. AHEM. AHEM. *nudges shoulder*

MARCO: bro, but still? *tears of laughter* HAHAHA

DIPPER: Mabel you're the best sister I can ever have *sarcasm on point*