requested by: Llamanic_CipherPines

STAN: u know what this is ridiculous I'm leaving, I'm outta here!!

*gets up from comfy armchair*

MABEL AND STAR: NOOO!

*one grabs one hand, pulling him back*

STAN: THUMP.

*falls back into comfy armchair*

STAR: there's STILL more *smiles*

STAN: ...

MABEL: so... grunkle stan, what do you think of soos-

STAN: OHMY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DID YOU JUST SAY ME AND SOOS? ME AND SOOS? SOOS AND ME? THIS IS-

MABEL: NOOO! i mean soos's grandma

STAN: WHAT THE HECK

STAR: so? whats your response?

STAN: you girls are weird *says without hesitation*

MABEL: okay... and soos's grandma is-? 

MABEL: go on, complete the sentence

STAN: and soos's grandma is not my cup of tea

MABEL: its such a coincidence how she loves tea as well

STAR: 1,2,3-

MABEL AND STAR: SHIPP!

STAN: *judges to the core*

DIPPER: did i just hear-? 

*shakes head*

DIPPER: nah it must have been the wind. how can soos's grandma and stan even-?

UM OKAY. NEVER MIND.