requested by: ToniePines

DIPPER: hey what's up guys, i decided to pop in because i am smart enough to know that there is going to be a ship about me and i am stupid enough to find out and get myself shipped.

*reads off script*

*crumples script and throws it away*

GUYS SERIOUSLY, YOU DRAGGED ME HERE FOR THIS NONSENSE?

MABEL: SHH, no protesting, save it for later! let's continue! *wink*

STAR: YEAH I BET YOU ARE MORE THAN CURIOUS.... you want to take a peek? *shows dipper an innocent looking piece of paper and winks too*

DIPPER: ...

UGH FINE. *really curious*

*reads*

GUYS WEPPER? SERIOUSLY

MABEL: stop saying seriously pft! and yeah WEPPER ftw! although it was a few years ago, but OH WHO CARES.

STAR: oh so dip really had a crush? *eyes light up* WOW! 

MABEL: yeah he did, and he even confessed to her!!! *gossips*

DIPPER: guys come on, that was when i was only 12, how would i have known? but, it is true that she is quite pretty...................................

*dazes off*

MABEL: DIPPER! (:O) you already have a girlfriend stop cheating on her!

DIPPER: i am not cheating! you are helping me cheat! wait what no i mean you are doing this piece of nonsense that is totally and ultimately annoying, of course i do love pacifica!

you know what, i am out!

*storms away*

STAR: ooh feisty, i like that *smirks*

MABEL: well pacifica you can come out now *whispers to a corner*

PACIFICA: *comes out of hiding spot*

AWW THAT WAS JUST SO SWEET AND JUST SO MANLY OF HIM, DID YOU SEE HOW HE WALKED AWAY, MABEL? DID YOU SEE THAT, NO WONDER IM SO IN LOVE WITH HIM. 

DID YOU SEE THAT STAR, THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND FOR YOU HA! i told you i would win the bet, now give me my prize *triumph*

STAR: hmph fine! 

MABEL: well, my brother sure is a faithful loyal man...

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sorry wepper shippers ;)