From Alexander Hamilton's blog post about life at the school

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People can be idiots sometimes.

I, for one, do not think of myself as an idiot. I am an intellectual- best friend of some of the most important people here. George and Charles (better known as Pinckney. He's into AV club if you don't know him).

If you haven't been keeping up with school news (which, if you aren't- then why are you reading this?), You've heard that George is graduating- and needs a successor. However, so many of you know that the entire student body is split.

I'll be honest- I'm not a fan of either of the people running for the spot of President. No one can top Washington. But- as the great advisor I am, they better get on the right track. I am all knowing.

So, everyone. John or Tom? (Or Adams and Jefferson if you want to go by last name- this IS an election, people!). Do remember the other will sadly fall in the place of Vice President.

Remember where you should stand! 

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

Alex H.

P.S.~ We all know I'll come up with better ideas than them