Whhhhaaaaaaat????

We have nickelodeon???

SPONGEBOOOOOOOBB

Wait, that^ says boob

This is why I don't have any friends : D

I forgot to put quotations on this part. Oh well.

"*Set It Off songs just randomly starts playing in my head*"

"Rule number five!"

"Not on my Christian Minecraft server!"

"Uno!"

"He legally changed his name to Peter and he build that there chapel."

"He wanted to spread his belief to everyone who walked in to those doors."

"Jesus."

"Oh my god, wait. Peter then transformed his holy chapel into a cult group."

"They were summoning Jesus!"

"THE PORTALS OPENING!"

"IT'S THE HEAVENS PETER! THE HEAVENS!!!"

"Peter becomes the new Jesus."

"Wait, that whole Peter scenario started with the Christian Minecraft server."

"Peter didn't allow children in his church. They had to be baptized before entering."

"But he's only five."

"SINNER!"

I just wanted to write that Peter statements down because it's the best conversation I've ever had. Seriously, I've never laughed harder with anyone else. I was with my old 6th grade best friends since we wanted to get back together and catch up.

Ehhyyy, edgy.

"Rule number 1: Rape your hand."

"Was rule number 2 run with a knife?"

"Oh my god, the Extreme Uno Club."

"You seriously don't have to."

"Not really."

"You don't have to, seriously."

"Yeah, she's pretty clingy."

"But I'm not that kind of person."

"Good thing I have patience then."

"God, flute players can be such assholes."

"God, flute players are such drama queens."

"I'm not afraid to say flute players can be such bitches."

"HA! We should!"

"I can totally see us dressing up as skeletons on Halloween and march while playing spooky scary skeletons."

"You weren't here when we discussed it."

"Yeah, we talked about it in more detail in front of you, but that wasn't the first time the idea was mentioned."

"It switched out Pre-AP English for Pre-AP Chemistry. I'm full of bad desicions."

"Chemistry SUCKS!"

"It'll just accept it. I fucking love a
Algebra."

"Lmao, gets turned on by finally purchasing a TI 84-Plus calculator."

"I saw the first two episodes of miraculous ladybug season two and b O i."

"Omg, I've seen that video."

"I could~~~"

"You sneaky girl."

"Can she go a day without correcting me? I know it's good to correct people, but the way she does it seems rude. I'm too nice to point that out."

"Don't mind me, just casually falling into the pit of insanity!"

"Hashtag, my band!"

"Oh my god Becky!"

"Yup, just going to avoid every single question about my boo bowl costume with an awkward answer."

"I think my older brother has my number blocked."

"Awwww, thanks bro."

"He never responds."

"I hate being surrounded by smart people in chemistry class."

"Boi! You could easily help your buddy over there with a simple question while when I ask you for help on the same thing, you call the teacher over to help me. God dammit!"

"I swear, my brother only bought me Pokémon Sun for my bday, knowing I probably wouldn't play it and that I'll just hand it over to him. HAHAHA, not today satan!"

"Haven't taken the box out of its plastic wrapping, lol."

"You want me to open it? Smell it's freshly new game smell?"

"Huh, smelled like nostalgia."

"Oh look, I'm going to touch the game cartridge now."

"You want me to take it out? *props the game out* It's out now."

"In the box, out the box, in the box, out the box."

"I'm just not going to give him Pokémon Sun and watch him suffer cause it's mine."

"He's sanic!"

"It's so hard to be on her side when she's so obviously wrong."

"Did you just ask if (insert city here) is still in (insert another city here)?"

"I know, I'm such a great friend."

"If you're my mom and you're dating my friend, does that mean he's my dad?"

"Nah, my flute already lost its virginity."