Hello and welcome to my Anakin Skywalker headcannons that don't make sense to anyone but me

• puts TV volume at an odd number to drive Obi-Wan crazy

• Definitely uses axe deodorant spray

• Would either be a jock or angsty emo in high school- no in between

• He so has a tumblr

• He listens to Green Day like the angst king he is

• He's afraid of spiders so if he finds one Ashoka has to kill it for him

• His scar isn't real. He draws it on with Padmé's makeup every morning in order to look mysterious

• He tells Padmé she is pretty every day

• Brags about having a gym membership but never actually goes to the gym

• He enjoys theatre

• Spends longer on his hair in the morning than Padmé does

• he is horribly awkward when ordering pizza over the phone