The Secret Targaryen Brother

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Ezra Bridger: I wanna do another casting!

Galen Erso: Kid, that's too much. I say we should do some shipping.

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Saw Gerrera: STOP UR FLOODING MY NOTIFS MY PHONE IS GOING CRAZY

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Ezra Bridger: Casting > Shipping

Galen Erso: Casting < Shipping

Saw Gerrera : Save da phone! Save the Wifi!

[ Cassian Andor has kicked Galen Erso and Ezra Bridger ]

Cassian Andor: I saved it again.

Saw Gerrera: THANK THE FORCE!

Chirrut Îmwe: DO NOT USE THE- Wait, that's good. Go ahead thank the Force.

Cassian Andor: •________•

Rey_Stark: That looks like one of the smiley faces my acquaintance draws.

Rey_Stark: I call it Whaley.

Bodhi Rook: Whaley?

Kanan Jarrus: Have u seen my Padawan?

Cassian Andor: Nope!

[ Cassian Andor has kicked Kanan Jarrus ]

Daenerys Targaryen: What is the point of texting one another when you can send ravens.

Bodhi Rook: Modernized tech, lady.

Daenerys Targaryen: I am a Khaleesi, not a lady, Ser Rook.

Bodhi Rook: OMF SHE CALLED ME A SER SHEUEJDIEOEKSKEBEIENSN YES YES YES

Cassian Andor: •_______•

Rey_Stark: Whaley!

[ Cassian Andor has kicked Bodhi Rook and Rey_Stark ]

Cassian Andor: I have restored peace.

Jyn Erso: U just kicked my bby boo 😒

[ Jyn Erso has added Bodhi Rook ]

[ Jyn Erso has changed Bodhi Rook's nickname ]

Baby Rock: Ooh. Wow. Uh, thanks?

Jyn Erso: ❤️

Baby Rock: This is awks

Daenerys Targaryen: I have heard word from afar that there is a Targaryen in this group chat, a Targaryen who is my long-lost brother.

Cassian Andor: Uh... kay? 🐉

Daenerys Targaryen: DID U JUST PUT A DRAGON AT THE END?

Baby Rock: ??

Daenerys Targaryen: NOT U, HIM.

Cassian Andor: ??

Daenerys Targaryen: DID U

Cassian Andor: Uh, idk?

Daenerys Targaryen: U DID.

Cassian Andor: Then y u still had to ask

Cassian Andor: •______•

Baby Rock: U GOT BURRRNNNNEEEDDDD

Daenerys Targaryen: I can walk through fire without getting burned. Watch S6 Ep4.

Baby Rock: NOT LITERRALLLLLYYYYYY

Baby Rock: Y must everybody b so serious

Jyn Erso: I'm not! ❤️

Baby Rock: Uh, okay.

Daenerys Targaryen: I'm going to push u to the fire, Cassian Andor.

Baby Rock: Wait, WHAT!?

Baby Rock: R U NUTS!? HES GONNA DIE!

Daenerys Targaryen: 2 see if he is the one

Cassian Andor: Id rather not to

[ Daenerys Targaryen went offline ]

Cassian Andor: Oh ****

Cassian Andor: Do me a favor, Bodhi.

Baby Rock: ??

Cassian Andor: If I don't come on, I want u 2 make a funeral 4 me, and u will b doing the eulogy.

[ Cassian Andor went offline ]

Baby Rock: OHSJENDIENSKWNSJEKXENJEKS
HES GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE JERNIDNDIENCKDKDJDJXIEKXODNDOENDJSJEMDKXMEODNXKXNDND

Jyn Erso: Calm down, bby ❤️

Jyn Erso: #CassReyWillSink

Baby Rock: .....

Baby Rock: I'm calling Rey

[ Bodhi Rook went offline ]

[ Bodhi Rook and Rey are online ]

Rey: Whts the matter?

Bodhi Rook: This creepy girl who called herself kalesa is gonna burn Cassian!

Rey: First: I think it's not kalesa, since that's a Spanish term for a small carriage pulled by a horse or two.

Rey: Second: WHAT!?

Jyn Erso: I think wht Bodhi means is Khaleesi

Rey: First: I'm disappointed with u, Bodhi. Don't u watch GoT

Rey: Second: Wht is da Mother of Dragons doing here???

[ Daenerys Targaryen is online ]

Daenerys Targaryen: I have news.

Bodhi Rook: OH NO OH NO OH NO OH-

[ Bodhi Rook's message has been interrupted ]

Daenerys Targaryen: Cassian Andor

Daenerys Targaryen: Is

Bodhi Rook: WAAAAHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

Daenerys Targaryen: My brother. :)

[ Cassian Andor is online ]

Cassian Andor: Nu need 2 make a funeral, Baby Rock.

Bodhi Rook: YAYAYAYYYAAYYAYYY

Rey: Wait, so Cassian's a Targaryen?!

Daenerys Targaryen: He's actually an Andor-Targaryen, but he still has dragon blood.

Rey: Wow. I'm jelly

Jyn Erso: 😒

Cassian Andor: 🐉🐉🐉

Rey: So that's that. Pleasure to meet you, Cassian Andor-Targaryen of Dragonstone.

Daenerys Targaryen: Actually? It'll be of King's Landing soon. 😏

Rey: Oh 😮 kk

Jyn Erso: Ugh. 😑

Jyn Erso: C'mon Bodhs, let's hit the restaurants. I'll kill for a spicy tuna roll.

Bodhi Rook: Wait, isn't that like the Boss Baby from Dreamworks.

Jyn Erso: -________-

Rey_Stark: WHALES!

[ Jyn Erso has kicked Rey_Stark ]

[ Jyn Erso went offline ]

Bodhi Rook: I guess tht's my cue.

[ Bodhi Rook went offline ]

Rey: I can't believe I'm dating a Targaryen.

Cassian Andor: 😊☺️😋😉❤️

Daenerys Targaryen: I absolutely forbid romance, bro. Ur too young.

Rey: But u got married at ur teenage years. -.-

Rey: Giv a break, man

Daenerys Targaryen: I am a woman, not a man.

Rey: *facepalm*

Cassian Andor: C'mon, let's just go somewhere. Any requests?

Rey: Bookshop. I wanna read George R. R. Martin's books.

Cassian Andor: Cool. Let's go.

[ Cassian Andor and Rey went offline ]

Daenerys Targaryen: Ugh, Im having a hard time controlling my newfound bro.

Jorah Mormont: Don't worry about it, Khaleesi. Boys will be Boys. I still think you're doing a good job.

Daario Naharis: Damn it, Jorah! She's not gonna **** you.

[ Everyone went offline ]

So how's that? I always thought that there was something about Cassian that marks him as a Targaryen. Although, he didn't survived the (SPOILER!) bombing in Scarif. Sad 😢. But Cinnamon Roll Baby Rock is officially with Jyn, I guess! They're actually cute. CassRey's so far sailing great, and Chira is doing fine. Except Arya still doesn't like him. Comment down below!

~ Reyhanne Starkfelt ~

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