You know what bugs me the most?

The fact

That my handwriting is pretty messy.

And I seemed to have missed out on the trait of pretty handwriting.

(Eh...I write fast)

Why do I bring this up?

Well, dear reader,

I'm not exactly sure.

Well that was five minutes wasted...

NO!

BUT DEAR BRUDUNSKI I HAVE A STORY

(No duh, Madison.... This is a book)

Anyways, In science class, I'm usually the first one in the room.

(On the off chance that Night_Skrill Wants to race me to science class.... well... Ki always wins......he basically sprints from across the school)

But he was at a math competition today!

So I was first in the class.

So I walk into the science building to be met with a closed door.

(My science teacher always keeps her door open)

And I stand on my tiptoes to look through the door window.

A sub is walking around the room.

She motions me to wait a moment...

So... I wait five moments until she opens the door.

Now.

I'll give you a moment to guess what the first thing she said to me.

Was it a "Hello"

Was it a "How are you?"

Was it a greeting of any sorts?

"You better use the bathroom before the tardy bell rings! I'm not letting you out of class!"

....

What?

That is what she legit said.

And how many more times did she say it?

Two.

 
Yes,

She told me a total of three times.

Now, one thing I need to tell ya...

You know, before I continue

I'm a goody-two-shoes.

Something to do with moral obligations, yada yada yada

And by goody-two-shoes,

I can go a whole class period without speaking.

(See... I have this record, of not getting in trouble at school... it's been absolutely flawless since I started and I'm afraid to tarnish it.)

I sit still and listen.

To be honest,

I never really do talk much.

At least, not in a social setting or around people.

(That's why I'm bad at texting lol)

Anyways, I sit with the other goody-two-shoes at the front of the room.

Thing is,

None of us talk out during class.

Instead, we just look at each other with the same annoyed expression when Science Kid makes a sarcastic comment towards the science teacher.

So my little group did that, and the science sub snapped at us

"GIRLS! STOP TALKING OR I WILL SEPARATE ALL FOUR OF YOU! I HAVE NO PROBLEM SEATING YOU BOY-GIRL!"

and like the geniuses we are, we started looking around, wondering who she was yelling to.

We were not talking!

We do not talk!

That's just it!

I do not like chatter!

My social skills are heavily crippled by my anxiety!

Want to know who was talking?

A kid sitting two tables behind me.

And yet, she yelled at us.

UUURRGG!

Wait.

I just realized that my word count was over 500 words...

Huh..

This actually counts as a substantial update.

Good for me.