Ironically...

It was science class...

Ironically, It was that same time the school caught on fire.

(Oh. I'm exaggerating. It was just a small brush fire. But we still had to evacuate)

Anyways, Friday was pretty neat.

For one,

Our science teacher wasn't here again,

(This day was following the day when the Substitute yelled at us.)

And since we were missing a lot of learning, the fun teacher got to teach us while the sub watched her class.

(MUHAHA... it wasn't the same sub that snapped at me and the goody-two-shoes..)

Anyways,

I ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHTER!

IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I WAS CRYING AND I WAS JUST SILENTLY CACKLING.

With the many... many... many... many

Things that unintentionally made me laugh,

We discovered the secret to immortality.

Dr. Pepper.

The single best soda to ever exist. 

Dr. Pepper is the secret to immortality.

I don't exactly know why or how,

But if you ask Night_Skrill he might know?

(I wasn't exactly paying attention to the conversation at hand)

Anyways...

Dear readers...

You should check out chapter 36 of my book of edits..

It has some...

Information....