Ayyyee.. Click-baity title!!!

No...

But I have important news....

....

Seriously!!!

Who asked for this??!

I'm sorry,,

BUT WHY??

WHY DO YOU ASK TO RUIN OREOS LIKE THIS???

WWWWHHHHYYYYYYyyy

Ugh...

Who even likes Peeps!!

(I'm sorry if you do...)

Why would you---urrggh