Once, a few months ago, I wanted to see a movie with my friends. We all were really excited, but the place we wanted to see it at had an open bar. We are all under the legal drinking age of twenty-one, so we weren't allowed entry because we didn't have an adult.

Our solution?

Get 🌽's mom to buy us the tickets.

She went in with us and pretended to use the bathroom, then snuck out.

We broke the law, but we didn't drink.

Even if we tried, they wouldn't have served us, so I don't see the point.

But that's the "Open Bar" thing.

If I break any more laws I'll let you know.

Maybe.