Some days passed

It was morning. After attending some lectures. Everyone went in cafeteria.

Rits: Sid, Abhi tum dono kya kaand kar rahe the lecture me? Lecturer kitne gusse se dekh raha tha tum dono ko.

Sid: Kaand maine nahin sab is harami insaan ne kiya.

Abhi: Tu to na mere par blame daalne ka kar hi mart besharm.

Mallika: Oye! Lado baad me pehle batao.

Sid: Arey! main or Abhi kisi baat par mazak kar rahe the. Ye harami zor se hasne laga. Maine iske muh par hath rakha chup karane ke liye to bite kiya. Saala kutta. Vo khusat budda hume dekh raha tha.

Abhi: Abee saala nich insaan main tere baat par nahin hasa main sir ki line par hasa. Sir kuch bolte to main pata leta na. Tu kyun apni naak gusai beech me.

Sid: Ek to maine bachane ka socha par tu na.

Abhi: Main na kya? Haan bol?

Sid: Tu tuchh insaan hain.

Abhi pinch him on hand. Sid winced and glared Abhi. Sid punched Abhi on arm. Vaish and Avu was looking at them glaring.

Vaish: Bas bahut lad liya dono ne.

Avu: Kaise jaanwaro ke tarah lad rahe ho. Akal ghaas charrne gayi hain kya?

Sidshek roll their eyes.

Avu: Abhi agar tum logo ne ladai ki to mujhse bura koi nahin hoga.

Rolling their eyes, they ate breakfast but Sidshek was glaring each other continuously. After completing breakfast.

Sid: Main apne lecture ke liye jaa raha hoon.

Avu: Haan jaldi dafa ho.

Sid (shocked): Aese kaun si girlfriend bolti hain? Thori tameez se.

Abhi: Bolti hain.. bolti hain tere jaise chutiye boyfriend ho to girlfriend ko bolna padta hain.

Sid: To tu kaun se dhood ka dhula hain. Tu bhi vaisa hi hain. Vaishu aaj ke baad tu isse tameez se baat nahin karna.

Abhi wanted to reply but.

Vaish: Bas karo kya hain ladna, jagadna. Sid lecture ke liye jao.

Sid nodded and went. He was about to exit but Abhi threw tomato to his direction. Before tomato could hit on Sid's face. Principal stood on place andddddd..... tomato slapped principal's cheek.

For first some seconds she was super shocked. Everyone present in cafeteria were looking at principal controlling their laughs.

Princi (shout): What's going on here?

Gang glared abhi but he gave sheepish smile.

Dev: Katal kar degi tera vo.

Pricni (roared): Ye mere par kisne pheka?

Everyone present in canteen was looking at each other.

Jai: Kisi ne nahin dekha Abhi ko?

Princi (pointing at Sid, angrily): Take your place.

Sid nodded and went to his gang. He sat on his place.

Sid: Ye kya kiya Abhi?

Abhi: Tujhe marne wala tha. Vo beech me ghus gayi. Meri galati nahin hain maine usko koi invitation nahin diya yaha aane ka is waqt.

Avu: Vo jo bhi ho par ye bilkul sade hue beetroot ke tarah lag rahi hain. Laal laal tamatar or gusse ka mixture.

She said looking at princi, controlling her laugh.

Mallika: I agree. Isko dekh kar hasi aa rahi hain.

Sum: Hasna nahin...

He said controlling his laugh. Princi kept shouting and asking all who did this. Boys from gang keep on commenting on her words and anger.

Princi: I am warning you all last time sach bata do. If maine pata kiya to sab ko punishment dugi.

Sid: Go ahead and pata kar. Pata karte rahegi par kabhi nahin milega.

Dev: Acha hain na. Pata karte karte mar jayegi to humari jaan chut jayegi.

Jai: Ye sach bola Dev. Abhi jaa or usko sach bol kar aa.

Abhi: Haan haan kyun nahin shaadi hain na.

Sid: Tu shaadi kar raha hain? Vaish to nahin kar rahi to kisse kar raha hain?

Avu: Shut up boys. It's enough. Now I can't control my laugh.

Vaish was biting her lower lip.

Abhi (wisper in her ear): Don't do that or else don't blame me for anything else.

Princi (pointing at Abhi): Hey you! What are you doing?

Sid (smacking his forehead, in mind): Iski aashiqui ek din jarur maar kar rahegi.

Abhi stood up with nervous face. Vaish gave him death glare.

Princi: I asked something.

Abhi: Yaa sir!...ahhh sorry ma'am. I was asking her about our presentation. I mean ma'am we have presentation now. So I was asking about it.

Princi: Now presentation? Focused on studies. Good. See students. Students like him will be honor of our college. Be like him.

Gang was looking at Abhi with shock. Everyone has common pov in mind "Sach pata chala to double rona aayega principal ko". They were controlling their laugh badly. Abhi looked at friends with smirk.

Princi: Because of him. Just because of him. I am forgiving you all. You all can go and do your works.

With this principal went from their. As principal left. Everyone in canteen burst out laughing. They were laughing remembering principal's rotten beetroot red face.

Abhi and Sid forgot their fight and started back bitching of principal mimicking her words.

To be continued.

Stay tuned for next chapter.