~~~ (Y/N) POV~~~

So I guess that I have to do this. I just flirted because it was the only option that wouldn't hurt Papyrus. I didn't mean to get myself in this crazy situation. I walk over to the Skele-Bro's house and it is was way bigger than any of the other houses around Snowdin. I walk over and I see Paps standing outside.

"SO YOU CAME BACK TO HAVE A DATE WITH ME! YOU MUST REALLY BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS... I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE REALLY SPECIAL... A PLACE I LIKE TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME!!!" We walk away from his house past the library and he turns around and walks back to his house. That was pretty funny. " MY HOUSE!"  Paps rushes in and closes the door leaving me outside. What ever. 

I open the door and let myself in. The living room had a green couch, a TV, a small table in the lower left corner, a table with a pet rock on it that was next to the door, and a sock on the floor with a notes stuck to it. Up the stairs were 2 doors the left one had a bunch of stickers on it and the right one had rainbow fire out the bottom. Sans' room. I walk over to the pet rock and Paps said that it was Sans' pet rock but he has to take care of it. I walk into the kitchen there was an oven and counter up agents the wall, a super tall sink that was taller than Papyrus, a fridge, and a trash can.

" MY BROTHER ALL WATS GOES OUT TO EAT BUT... RECENTLY, HE TRIED 'BAKING' SOMETHING. IT WAS LIKE... A QUICHE. BUT FILLED WITH A SUGARY, NON- EGG SUBSTANCE. HOW ABSURD!" That's a pie! Great! Now I just thought of Toriel. I walk over to the sink.

 "IMPRESSED? I INCREASED THE HEIGHT OF MY SINK. NOW I CAN FIT MORE BONES UNDER IT! TAKE A LOOKSY!" I opened the door to the sink and there was the little, white dog! And it still had the bone too!

 "WHAT!?!? CATCH THAT MEDDLING CANINE!" The dog bolted for the door and left,"CURSES!!!" Sans comes out of his room with a trombone. Bwaaa-Bwaaa-Bwaaaaaaaa. And closes the door again. "SANS! STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!!!" I look at the notes on the sock.

S= Sans P= Paps

P: SANS PICK UP YOUR SOCK!  S:ok  P: DON'T JUST PUT IT BACK DOWN! MOVE IT!  S: ok  P: YOU MOVED IT TWO INCHES! MOVE IT TO YOUR ROOM!  S: ok  P: AND DON'T BRING IT BACK!  S: ok  P:IT'S STILL HERE!  S: didn't you just say not to bring it back to my room?  P: FORGET IT!

I laugh at this and the fact that Sans is to lazy to pick up a sock but isn't lazy enough to write a note, walk over to the sock, and stick it there. I take a seat on the couch and found a bunch of loose change. Oh, cool 20G. I walk up the stairs to the room with the stickers and police tape on it. 

"THAT'S MY ROOM! IF YOU'VE FINISHED LOOKING AROUND... WE CAN GO IN AND... DO WHAT EVER PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY DATE???" 

" Sound good to me." I say back to him and open the door to his room and let him in. I look around his room. There was a car bed in the lower left corner, a box of bones was next to the door, a desk and computer was in the upper right corner, a table with action figures on it was next to the bed, a pirate flag was on the wall in the upper left corner, a book shelf next to that and a door that was in between the desk and the book shelf. I look at the computer and Paps told me about a troll who sends him bad puns in a goofy font. It's his brother. 

"SO UM... DO YOU WANT TO START THE DATE?"

"Alright!"

"OK! DATING START!"

~~~DATING START~~~

" HERE WE ARE!! ON OUR DATE!! I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER BEEN ON A DATE BEFORE. BUT DON'T WORRY! YOU CAN'T SPELLED 'PREPARED' WITHOUT SEVERAL LETTERS FROM MY NAME!!! I SNAGGED AN OFFICIAL DATING RULE BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY! WE ARE READY TO HAVE A GREAT TIME! LET'S SEE... STEP ONE... ACTIVATE 'DATING HUB'." I don't know how but then, a bunch of things showed up. It had what day it was, a dog radar, a crime radar, a line graph, a bar meter, and... an egg? " WOWIE!!! I FEEL SO INFORMED! I THINK WE'RE READY FOR STEP TWO!!! STEP TWO... ASK THEM ON A DATE. AHEM! HUMAN! I ,THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!!" That was more of an answer than a question.

"Sure Pap!"

"R-REALLY?! WOWIE! I GUESS THAT MEANS IT'S TIME FOR PART THREE!!! 'STEP THREE... PUT ON NICE CLOTHES TO SHOW YOU CARE!'........ WAIT A SECOND... 'WEAR CLOTHING...' YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW! YOU'VE WANTED TO DATE ME FROM THE BEGINNING!??"

I though that it would be funny to mess with Paps a little "Yes!" And Paps face was priceless!

"NO!! YOU PLANNED IT ALL!!! YOU'RE WAY BETTER AT DATING THAN I AM!!! N-NOOOOOOOO YOUR 'DATING POWER'...!!!" And then a meter that said 'Dating power' showed up and was filled 1/3 way with blue. 

"NYEH!! NYEH HEH HEH! DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET! I ,THE GREAT PAPYRUS... HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN AT DATING. AND I NEVER WILL! I CAN EASILY KEEP UP WITH YOU! YOU SEE... I TOO...CAN WEAR CLOTHING! IN FACT... I ALWAYS WERE MY 'SPECIAL' CLOTHES UNDERNEATH MY REGULAR CLOTHES!! JUST ENCASE SOMEBODY HAPPENS TO ASK ME ON A DATE!!! BEHOLD!" Paps walks out of view and comes back in an outfit that said 'COOL DUDE' on it , basketball shoulders, a basketball cap, basketball shorts, and basketball shoes. AKA a lot of basketball.

"NYEH! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY SECRET STYLE!?!"

"I love it!"

"NO!!! A GENUINE COMPLEMENT!" And the 'Dating Power' bar got filled to 2/3 the way full. "HOWEVER YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE 'HIDDEN POWER' OF THIS OUTFIT!!! THEREFOR WHAT YOU JUST SAID IS INVALID!!! THIS DATE WONT ESCALATE ANY FARTHER!... UNLESS YOU FIND MY SECRET!! BUT THAT WONT HAPPEN." I look at the outfit and the only logical  place to hide something was in the hat he was wearing. 

"Is it your hat?"

"MY HAT? MY HAT? MY HAT! NYEH HEH HEH! WELL THEN... YOU HOUND MY SECRET!" He took off his hat to revel a present," I SUPPOSE I HAVE NO CHOICE! IT'S A PRESENT... A PRESENT JUST FOR YOU!"  he hands it to me and I open it up. And inside was a plate of spaghetti," DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?" I just nod my head," SPAGHETTI. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ISN'T IT? RIGHT! BUT OH-SO WRONG! THIS AIN'T ANY PLAIN OL' PASTA! THIS IS AN ARTISAN'S WORK! SILKEN SPAGHETTI, FINELY AGED IN AN OAKEN CASK... THEN COOKED BY ME, MASTER CHEF PAPYRUS! HUMAN!!! IT'S TIME TO END THIS!! THERE'S NO WAY THIS CAN GO ANY FARTHER!" I take a small bite of the spaghetti. It tasted SO bad! It's hard to describe the taste, but I think it's poison not spaghetti. I just staid silent.

" WHAT A PASSIONATE EXPRESSION!!! YOU MUST REALY LOVE MY COOKING! AND BY EXPANSION, ME! MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN I DO!!!" Papyrus then made a series of weird noises that made t sound like he was in pain. And the 'Dating Power' meter was raising up off the charts.

"HUMAN, IT'S CLEAR NOW. YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME. EVERYTHING YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU SAY. IT'S ALL BEEN FOR MY SAKE. HUMAN. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS. ITS TIME I TOLD YOU. I, PAPYRUS... I... UM... IS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME?? OH, SHOOT. HUMAN, I'M SORRY. I DON'T LIKE YOU THE WAY YOU LIKE ME. ROMANTICALLY, I MEAN. I MEAN, I TRIED VERY HARD TO! I THOUGHT THAT SINCE YOU FLIRTED WITH ME. THAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU. THEN, ON THE DATE, FEELINGS WOULD BLOSSOM FORTH!!! I WOULD BE ABLE TO MACH YOUR PASSION FOR ME! BUT ALAS... I ,THE GREAT PAPYRUS... HAVE FAILED. I FEEL JUST THE SAME AS BEFORE. AND INSTEAD BY DATING YOU... I HAVE ONLY DRAWN YOU DEEPER... INTO YOUR INTENSE LOVE FOR ME! A DARK PRISON OF PASSION, WITH NO ESCAPE. HOW COULD I HAVE DONE THIS TO MY DEAR FRIEND...? ... NO! WAIT! THAT'S WRONG! I CAN'T FAIL AT ANYTHING!!! HUMAN! I WILL HELP YOU THOUGH THESE TRYING TIMES!!! I'LL KEEP BEING YOUR COOL FRIEND! AND ACT LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE EVERY GREAT. IT WOULD BE TRAGIC TO LOOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP. SO PLEASE... DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WONT KISS YOU. BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY LIPS. AND HEY, SOMEDAY, YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME. WELL, NO. THAT'S NO TRUE. BUT I'LL HELP YOU SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST!!! NYEH HEH HEH! ON, AND IF YOU EVER NEED TO REACH ME, HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER. YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME! PLATONICALLY.  WELL, GOTTA GO! NYEH HEH HEH!" Can't believe I just did that. But it was still fun. I walk out of his room and sit down on the couch and took a quick nap.

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Sorry I haven't posted at all this week. I was just busy with back to school stuff. But once school does start we might start posting on the weekends only. So don't be surprised if there is a dip in post's. Welp, see ya in the next one!