(A/N: Fair Warning! This is going to be random and by far the most amazing thing ever written ever)

The Avengers were hanging out in the living room, just watching T.V. Thor was currently away on a mission and the rest were having a day off. (Not really they're just not gonna do anything cos they're cool like that)

Out of no where someone crashed through the ceiling. It was Thor!

"Thor, what the hell?! You don't go around breaking through people's ceilings!" Tony said jumping up from the couch to look at the damage Thor had made.

"Loki is back, and he's tormenting people in the center of the city." Thor said.

"Avengers, suit up!" Steve said, jumping over the couch and to his room to get his suit.

After a few moments they were all back in the living room, and to their surprise there was Loki, fighting Thor, in the living room.

Steve ran up to Loki from behind, Loki as if he knew Steve was doing so, turned around and pinned the muscular blonde to the wall, Loki chuckling evilly as he did so.

"Wow Captain, how embarrassing, did Tony really have that on his laptop?"

"What the hell? What's he talking about Steve?" Natasha asked.

"Fan fiction. . ." Clint said.

"And Natasha," Loki chuckled even more. "You really have an affect him."

"Stop it!" Steve said.

"Eheheheheheheheheh." Loki laughed.

"Brother-"

"I'm not your brother! DID THE THOR, AVENGERS, AND THE DARK WORLD NOT GO THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL?! JESUS! . . .anyway, this is the BEST one by far, I'm telling you. Steve, used to dress up in a showgirl outfit, along with, Peggy? Don't even know who that is but, to continue, he dressed up like a showgirl, and have Stark's father lap dances!"

Steve was blushing more than ever before.
"Can you stop?!"

Tony was giving Steve a look of astonishment, horror, and a hint of lust? Weird but, moving on, Natasha and Clint were biting their lips to contain laughter, and Thor had no idea what the fuck a Lapdance was so he just stared at Steve with a confused face.

"Duuuuuuude, you don't do thaaaaaaat." Tony said.

"HOWARD GOT ME DRUNK."

"YOU CAN'T GET DRUNK."

"FINE, PEGGY WAS DRUNK, I DID IT COS I HAD NOTHING BETTER TO DO."

"I'm so confused. . ." Thor muttered.

Clint and Natasha couldn't hold it anymore and bursted out laughing.

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Steve shot up in bed, breathing heavily.

"That, was, the freakiest dream, I've ever had. . ."