peridot: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

lapis: do something!

perido: fine! *grabs her trash can lids and flies towards connie* *attracts metal nails flings them rapidly at connie*

connie: *dodges most of then and some hit her arm and legs* ouch... *jumps up and cuts peridots head off*

lapis: no!!!

connie: *catches her gem and puts it in the bag with the other poofed gems*

lapis: that is it!

steven: *comes in through the warp pad* hey lapi- woah! the fuck!

connie: perfect... *rushes towards steven*

lapis: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM! *summons a giant water hand and tries crushing connie but she was too fast*

steven: oh shi-

connie: *grabs steven's hand and forces fusion*

stevonnie: i'm back! *feels weird* fuck... *connie takes over*

lapis: no!

stevonnie: *evily smirks* you can't do anything to me... if you hurt or try to kill me not only would it effect connie... but also your beloved steven...

lapis: no... fuck... i give up! *makes a water blade and poofs herself*

stevonnie: good... *grabs lapis gem and puts it in the bag* *unfuses*

steven: what the fuck connie! *summons his sheild*

connie: you're mine now steven!

steven: no! fuck you!

connie: you'll be mine 1 way or another... *charges towards him and slashes at his chest*

steven: *heals*

connie: be mine!

steven: never! *smashes connie's head with his sheild and pins her against the wall*

connie: *kinda scared* steven please... don't kill me... i'm your girlfriend~

steven: *glows dark pink* you never were... *grabs her swords* hasta la vista bitch! *slices her head off*

the gems: *glows and reforms* damm... are you alright steven?

steven: yeah... and connie... *raises her head up* is no more... *throws it in the ocean*

gems: *hug and kiss him* now things will be back to normal

steven: yeah... hopefully...

the end... or is it?