Aliens find humans cute, but like the doggo kind of cute.
"Oh my GOD LOOK AT THIS HUMAN!"
"Aww, I'm naming this one Bablishkanorf"
"GLORP GET OFF THE ROOMBA"
"oH BLORG I STEPPED ON YOUR TOE ARE YOU OKAY MY LIL SQUEEGIE PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
"THIS ONE HAS RED SPOTS ON THEM CAN I HAVE ONE PLZ"
"OOOH THIS ONE HAS BLUE IN THEIR FUR- AND OHMYGOD THIS ON E HAS PINK SAKDFJHSGJ CAN I HAVE"
"DOCTOR MY HUMAN IS SICK" "Well, feed them their favourite food and make sure they are warm and gets lots of rest"
"OHASFDSIJHF WHOS THE BESTEST HUMAN IN THE WORLD?"
And you know, the bad stuff would happen too (Like human fighting rinks, inbreeding, etc. etc.)
so it's like humans are dogs to aliens
and we're just fine with it
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