Lexi: Wow, I never thought I had to include boys from the outside.

???: Don't worry I'm not the type that just grabs and goes.

Lexi: Thank God. Guys we have a new recruit.

Swift: Yea more sexy ladies.

Rebel: (slaps him)

Swift: Ow.

Lexi: Actually, its a boy.

Swift: (falls on the floor dramatically) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lexi: Fuck you Swift, no one cares.

Swift: (pouts)

Lexi: Everyone, meet Awesomeluigi

Luigi: Hey guys.

All: Hi/Hello

Luigi: Nice to meet you too.

Mikey: So is that all?

Lexi: Yea I guess so.

???: Not just yet. (jumps in front of me)

Mikey: Who is that?

Lexi: Oh yea I forgot. Everyone, meet my little sister Diamond.

Diamond: Hi everyone.

All: Hey/Hi

Raph: Nice to meet my sister-in-law.

Diamond: So you're her boyfriend.

Raph: Yep.

Diamond: You seem like a descent guy. (goes dark and grabs him by the chest) But if you break her heart, I'll cut off your manhood, understand?

Raph: Y-Yes mam.

Diamond: (turns back to normal) Good.

Raph: Dang she's nuts.

Diamond: (turns around) What was that?

Raph: Nothing.