I walked carelessly to the Host Club... I think I was a little late.

I arrived and sweatdropped at the place. It looked ridiculous.

"You're late again." Kyoya glared as I walked past him to my table, where girls were waiting.

"Goes with the badass." I replied shrugging.

I sat down and got my feet in the table.

"Yuuki-kun!" The girls all said as they smiled at me.

"Hm." I said as I dropped my feet and rested my head on my hand. I saw a familiar girl smiling at me. "It's you, huh. I was right, you do look prettier smiling."

"T-Thank you!" She said as she blushed madly, and all of the girls giggled. "I brought you this Yuuki-kun!"

She handed me a box of cookies as she blushed. I stood up and took it with a calm face. I'm not going to smile, but I won't glare when she is giving me cookies.

"Thank you very much." I said, not looking at her in the eyes. "You didn't need to."

"AW!" Tamaki yelled as he suddenly hugged me. All the girls were looking at me with hearts in their eyes, and some were running to Kyoya to create an appointment with me.

"Get off me." I muttered coldly as Tamaki hid behing Kyoya.

"He's scarier than you..." he muttered in Kyoya's ear.

Kyoya scoffed, but said nothing. I smirked. Jelous much?

I sat back down and talked with my clients. Oh what a drag...

"Hey, Yuuki-kun,"  one of them called as I looked at her boredly. "Why aren't you and Haruhi-kun wearing costumes?"

"They're lame." I stated and they all giggled. What the heck?

"I think you'ld look nice in them..." one of the girls said as she blushed.

I smirked. "Of course I would, but I look hot anyways." 

All the girls smiled and nodded blushing as I smirked confidently. I know I look hot as a guy... as weird as that sounds. 

"Okay, I was trying to ignore it, but why is that idiot there eating ramen?" I asked as I looked at Tamaki.

"Oh, it's because of Kasuga-hime, she picked Haruhi. It's not like her illness just started." Kaoru answered.

"Illnes?" Haruhi said clueless.

"Also called 'switching hosts' desease." both twins said at the same time.

"Usually regular guests just stick to one host forever... but she likes to change now and then." Kyoya said.

"Eh, good thing I didn't get her. She seems crazy." I said as I lay on the couch. They all looked at me weirdly before continuing.

"So... it's all because I took a guest?" Haruhi said rising an eyebrow.

"NO THAT'S NOT IT!" Tamaki yelled, making me jump and fall off the couch.

"Idiot! Shut up! We're right here!" I yelled angrily as I rubbed my head.

"You're yelling too!" He yelled back. I glared. "I mean... sure Yuuki-kun... Anyway, I can't stand it anymore Haruhi! You should wear proper girl clothing! How can you be so popular among girls when you yourself are a girl! I tell you, it's only the club members that know you are a girl! Dad... dad wants ... Dad wants to see when you were like this!" he took out some giant picture of Haruhi as a girl.

"You're such a perert!" I accused as I glared at him. 

"Don't enlarge my photos without my permission!" Haruhi yelled angry.

"I wonder every time I look at this..." Hikaru started. "How can this, become this." 

I seriously had no idea what they are talking about, Haruhi looked cute as a guy.

"I got a bublegum in my hair from a neighbor's kid... As I told you before, I lost my contact lenses... my dad stepped on them and they broke... I don't really mind beeing treated as a guy. Actually that's better because I can pay the thing I own."

"You have serious problems." I muttered as Haruhi looked at me simpatheticly, while the other looked confused. "It must annoy you sometimes... especially with girls flirting."

"I don't really mind..." Haruhi said as she smiled at me. Hikaru and Kaoru glared at me.

I then stopped paying attention. They are so lame...

"Bzzzz....Bzzzz.." my phone vivrated in my pocked.

"Hello?" I said confused as everyone looked at me curiously.

"Yuki-chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I heard my brother shout in the phone. Apparantly not everyone heard, Kyoya however raised an eyebrow.

"I told you before Yuki-chan! Don't call me that. And don't shout on the phone." I muttered annoyed by my brother.

"Oh, you're not alone... sorry, sorry. How've you been?" He asked cheery.

"Fine, fine. What are you so happy about Yuki-chan?" I said, but I smiled non the less. I miss the idiot to much.

"Weeeelll..... We got to play at a restaurant tonight! That's a good start!"He said happily.

"Ah! It is good! So France is beautifull I guess?" I said noticing the others watching me.

"Yeah, America rocks like cheese! How's Ouran little sister?" he asked.

"Eh... met some idiots that have a so called Host Club. Such an idiotic place to be... it's quite borning." I said as Honey and Tamaki cried while the others sweatdropped.

"Got any friends there? Or a guy..." He muttered by the phone.

"Oi! NO! You know I don't want to date anyone! Besides.. they're kind of weird in this school..."

"Not to mention they think you're a guy!" he said happily.

"Oi... why so excited I'm not dating anyone..." I muttered pouting.

"You can only date one of my friends!" He shouted again Kyoya looked confused, (he was the one right next to me). "I won' let anyone else get near you!"

I saw Kyoya look at me carefully and then at something in his laptop, and his eyes where wide. Weirdo.

"Yeah right. Say hi to your friendsfor me, would you? Have a nice time On- Yuki-chan!" I said happily.

"Bye Yuki-chan!" he said as I smiled  once he hung up.

"He can smile..." Hikaru whispered to Kaoru.

"Looks so girly..." Kaoru whispered back.

"Yuuki..." Kyoya said as he glared at me. "May I speack to you... alone."

Everyone got th hint and went to the other side of the room  to plan a dance party.

"What do you want?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"You're not Yuuki. You're Yuuki's twin sister, Yuki." He stated.

"W-What are you saying? How could I be a girl?" I said not sowing emotion at all.

"You have blue eyes... don't know how you appear so flat, though. But I am certain. You're Yuki-chan." He said glaring at me.

"So what if I am?" I said as I glared back, blushing a little about his flat comment.

"Well, I should inform everyone-"

"No!" I said as he started to turn and I grabbed him by the arm. Hating doing it. "Please. No one can know! You'll ruin everything!" 

"What will I ruin?" He asked glancing at my hand with a smirk.

"My brother's dream... My dream... everything. He is in America, and if he sells a CD before a year passes, he can stay there, and I won't need to o to France."

"So you came here insted of him?" He asked raising an eyebrow still smirking.

I glared at the floor nodding.

"I still need the Host Club to know." He said simply.

"Stop!" I said one again, this time only catching him by the back. He stopped but didn't turn around. "Please... they'll find out later... just not now. Please." 

He glanced at me and his eyes got wide. I wasn't glaring, or scowling... oh no. I was using everything I had, so I had to use the puppy eyes. I also added a pout. It always worked with Oniisan...

"F-Fine." He said, and I noticed before he turned that he had slightly blushed. "But, they eill know soon, seeming as there will be physical exams. You'll need to tell them by then."

"Thank you Kyoya." I muttered as I sighted. I then saw everyone looking at us curiously.

"Did you see that face...?" Kikaru said with a slight blush.

"He's so girly..." Kaoru said. blushing as well.

"What do you think they were talking about..?"

"Don't know... Kyoya was probably being mean..."

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KYOYA KNOWS NOW! CHAN-CHAN-CHAAAAN!