Rhett: We followed our noses (Link inhales) to the cheese mart.

Link: Lets got to know some cheeses. 

(They walk in and music starts playing)

Cheddar: Why you up in this store? What chu' looking for cheese? I'm cheddar I'm much better than the rest of these.

Swiss: Don't speak to fast you need to get a load of this I'm Swiss.

Cheddar: Alright white boy, they get the jist.

Swiss: Got my holes in my body and my voice 50 Cent, (I have no idea) colored on the street, you need a represent?

Parmesan and Romano: We're Vinny and Louie forget about the other cheeses, we're so hardcore you gotta grate us to eat us.

Limburger: The other chumps are weak, if you ask me, i can bring you to your knees with my pungency.

Goat Cheese: I'm not weak I'm stroooooong, I'll add fluids to your salads all night looooooong.

All: We know, you, want to put in your mouth, aand chew don't you? We know you do.

Aged Cheddar: I'm old, and I'm stuck in my ways, I'm stuck on your teeth and your breath for days!

Muenster: Bleeeeeeh

Smoked Gouda: I got more flavor than yall, I make a wicked cheese ball, my hobbies include doing bird calls. (does a bird call, coughs, blows air) Can somebody take over for me?

Aged: I'm livin large in a condo! If I break a hip don't put me in a home bro.

Cheddar: But pops you don't even have a hip though.

Aged: Oh.

Blue: This is breaking my heart, just tell em' what they want yo.

  All: We know, you, want to put in your mouth, aand chew don't you? We know you do.