When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelight flicker where the air is deadly still, that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight (light light light light light).
When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake, spooks come out for a swinging wake! Happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide or a silly spook may sit by your side! Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree! Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize! Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! When you hear the knell of a requiem bell, weird glows gleam where spirits dwell! Restless bones etherealize! Rise as spooks of every size! Mwuhuhahahaha!

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake, spooks come out for a swinging wake. Happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide or a silly spook may sit by your side. Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize.
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree. Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize. When you hear the knell of a requiem bell, weird glows gleam where spirits dwell. Restless bones etherealize. Rise as spooks of every size. Mwuhuhahahaha!

When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quake, spooks come out for a swinging wake! Happy haunts materialize, and begin to vocalize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! Now don't close your eyes and don't try to hide or a silly spook may sit by your side! Shrouded in a daft disguise, they pretend to terrorize. Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize!
As the moon climbs high o'er the dead oak tree, spooks arrive for the midnight spree! Creepy creeps with eerie eyes, start to shriek and harmonize! Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize! When you hear the knell of a requiem bell, weird glows gleam where spirits dwell! Restless bones etherealize! Rise as spooks of every size! Mwuhuhahahaha!

If you would join out jamboree there's a simple rule that's compulsory! Mortals pay, a token fee! Rest in peace, the haunting's free so hurry back we would like your company!
Be sure to bring your death certificate. If you decide to join us, make finale arrangements now. We've been dying... to have you (have you have you have you).