Grandpa: Agh! There's something out there, lurking, and it's coming for me, they're coming for me! I know they're out there.

Skeleton: Lovely! Everyone showed up for the reception! Delightful! Zombie, take it away!

Zombie: They call me undead and abomination. Better get yourself prepared for some zombie chasin'. Once I'm on your tail, I cannot be stopped. I'll keep slammin' on your door until I knock it off! Grrrr! Is one of three words in my vocab. If I say "BLEH BLEH" then you made me mad! And if you push me, I'll push you back. My skin is green and my heart is black.

Skeleton: I'm like a walking corpse of Legolas. I got a bow in my hand and I never miss! I'm a menace, to everybody in the game, you hear my bones CLICK CLACK and you know my name. Cuz I'm a skeleton, you better run, I'll shoot your bum punk just because, I think it's fun. If you're outside at night, you should try to hide. I'll be lookin' for you while I take a spider ride!

Creeper: Woo! Don't mistake me for a walking (censored), yes I'm shaped like one but I'm quite egregious because everybody runs, no one ever hits me you now if I go down I'm taking you with me! HSSSS! That's the only sound I make and if you hear me nearby then it's probably too late. My massive blast radius will your bum. Say goodbye level 50, hello level 1!

Chorus: The sun goes down, that's when they get started! They've got one mission, that's to kill the target! Are you the kind of miner who can fight off all the mobs?

Zombie: Or are you just another noob who keeps creative mode on?

Zombie Pigman: I spawn within the depths of Nether so I'm rather accustomed to fiery weather and I'm on patrol, with my golden sword, gettin' ready to attack so come at me bro. (Snort snort) Don't try to make me overreact because once I'm provoked, you get the whole pack! You may call us butt buddies and we are just that cuz we smell like bacon and we taste like (censored).

Villager: Whoa! I'm just a villager dude I was caught in the middle of a crazy feud. I just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe. I have a tiny house bro this is my life! I just what I can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over. Why?! Let's all live in harmony! We can work together dudes come along with me! .........NO, DUDE WHATS GOING ON?! NO I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE!

Chorus: The sun goes down, that's when they get started! They've got one mission, that's to kill the target! Are you the kind of miner who can fight off all the mobs?  

Skeleton: Or are you just another noob who sleeps in bed until dawn? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ghast: My voice is high pitched, so nobody likes me. I can't live in a house, cuz I'd be a tight squeeze. I fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight take a nap in the sky until a find a fight. And then I squeal like a girl and I breath fireballs. If you think that you can take me then I hope you're kind of tall. I'm the biggest in size and I use it well. I may sound like a baby but I spawn in heck!

Enderman: Well... I'm an Enderman, rapping isn't my thing, but I guess I'll do something since, I prefer not to sing. I'm tall and dark, all I do is walk, minding my own business until I'm pissed off. Is this block from your house? Well not it's mine. Don't look at my face and we'll be just fine!

Chorus: The sun goes down, that's when they get started! They've got one mission, that's to kill the target! Are you the kind of miner who can fight off all the mobs?  

Enderman: Or are you just another noob who spawns whatever he want? Pathetic!

Chorus: The sun goes down, that's when they get started! They've got one mission, that's to kill the target! Are you the kind of miner who can fight off all the mobs?  

Ghast: Or are you just another noob who sound like somebody's mom?! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha...

Skeleton: Alright everyone, that was, that was delightful. Let's call it a wrap. Goodbye. Goodbye. Farewell. Thank you.