*(My word... what is so addicting about FNaF songs?!)*

Hello hello! Welcome to your first night in the place where the pizza is hot and the fun brings light! Now you saw us in the local news! What made your thought presume this was the job for you?! What will you do?! Between 12AM and the break of dawn the toys start to glitch from when they power on. You got the cameras and your flashlight, what more is there to need?! Just be quick! Just be ready! 'Cause they're pretty scary! Just be very very wary as the night goes on! I may there in the beginning but not for long. I pre-recorded messages to keep you aliiiiiiii- (Not here all night!) -iiiive! 'Cause I'm the Phone Guy! I'm here to take the care and the fear! Once the time ends near I will not be here! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Ring ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock! Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen so be careful of decisions you make! I am the Phone Guy! Yes I am, the Phoooooone Guy!

Hey hey! How you doing?! Now the first night was fine! But there's a deep dark warning for the future up ahead so divine. Now you see the Pirate Cove is a blare! Just keep an eye on the guy and you'll be prepared. Now the rest of the bunch, well I'm not too sure! Because the next thing you know they're outside your door. So don't forget my simple methods and just use your light! Before they take your body and they leave you to die! Be very very wary that the battery drains! So preserve your only tools and your life remains! Keep the light shining bright for the final niiiiiii- (Not here all night!) -iiiiiight!'Cause I'm the Phone Guy! I'm here to take the care and the fear! Once the time ends near I will not be here! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Ring ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock! Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen so be careful of decisions you make! I am the Phone Guy! Yes I am, the Phoooooone Guy!

Hey there, dude! Glad you're back! The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack! So now you're the new guy picking up the job. So just please understand this nightmare never stops. So we build it up from scratch, taking the crap, taking the stuff that wouldn't work 'cause we all know all the broken stuff just makes you go berserk! To add suspension, the tension in this attraction check the vents for your protection from the broken down hallucinations. In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit. You know the coverup story sounds kinda cute. Just remember now, that everything's gonna be fine, because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind. Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy! A freaking robot with brains, oh what a joy! So I'll pass you recordings of the original voice. See, he'll never leave you be so just listen... you don't have a choice!

Take what you have learneeeed and become the master. (Tick tock, on the clock, and we're never gonna stop!) Then you'll be safe when I am not arooouuuund! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm the Phone Guy! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy!)'Cause I'm the Phone Guy! I'm here to take the care and the fear! Once the time ends near I will not be here! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Ring ring! These are all the rules I bring! There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Tick tock! Watch the hours on the clock! Time has arisen so be careful of decisions you make! I am the Phone Guy! 'Cause IIIIII aaaaam, the Phoooooone Guuuuuuy! (Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm the Phone Guy! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy! Yeah I'm the Phone Guy!) Hello hello!