Ishtar: good morning, master.

Ritsuka: oh, morning, Ishtar.

Rin: (okay. We've talked about this. You know what to do, right?)

Ishtar: (Shut up! I'm the goddess of love. You think I can't ask a mere mortal out!?)

Ishtar: So, is there any new jobs that involves saving humanity?

Ritsuka: Well, not today, at least.

Rin: (go ahead! Make your move!)

Ishtar: (I know! Don't pressure me!)

Ishtar: well, I suppose that makes you free today?

Ritsuka: as long as an emergency doesn't show up, yeah.

Rin: (What are you waiting for?)

Ishtar: (will you just shut up!)

Ritsuka: is there something you need, Ishtar?

Ishtar: yes, well... I just wanted to tell you that I have nothing to do today. I just came to greet you out of boredom. Bye. *leaves*.

Ritsuka:...... *scratches head* that was weird.

Rin: (......... Really? That was your "move"?)

Ishtar: (Screw you! Why don't I let you in control next time and let us see how YOU do?)

Rin: (I bet I can do a whole lot better than you!)

Ishtar: (Right, and you won't turn to a blushing mess and run away.)

Rin: (Why would I do that?)

Ishtar: (oh for the love of-! We share the same mindscape! You think I didn't notice what you were doing last night while screaming his name!?)

Rin: (H-Hey! That's my private time! You have no right to watch that!)

Ishtar: (Urghh. This is so annoying! Why didn't you get stuck with Ereshikgal instead?)

Rin: (because she's nice by nature! She doesn't need me to keep her in line! Plus, you obviously need way more help in asking for dates!)

Ishtar: (like hell Ereshikgal is better than me at dating!)

Rin: (She might not be better at dating, but she's definitely better at winning hearts! Now, we gotta work together on this. I already lost one guy I like to a blonde girl once, I ain't gonna do it again because you're bad at asking someone out!)

Ishtar: (Okay, I agree that we need to work together on this. Otherwise, it's going to be just us... With your Perverted fantasies.)

Rin: (STOP MENTIONING THAT!)

Ishtar: (STOP FILLING MY HEAD WITH IMAGES OF MASTER PINNING ME DOWN AND HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME!)