[HAHAH IM BACK FROM THE ABYSS FOR ONE UPDATE THEN IM GONE SO ENJOY THIS HAS BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS AND ITS SO FUNNY-]

Luna: HELLOOOOOO!!! :D And welcome back to yet another episode of Ask & Dare!! :'D Today we need Poppy & Branch for a dare! So, Skip! *Whistles for Skip*

Skip: *Comes running* WHAT HAPPENED?! WHOS DYING?!

Luna: No one you idiot. I need you to retrieve Branch & Poppy from the Bottomless Abyss for a Dare!! :'D

Skip: *Groans* AGAINNN?!? I'm retiring after this -.- *He sighed and trudged to the bottomless abyss and shortly returned with Poppy & Branch*

Poppy: Oh, hi Luna!!! *Gasps and her eyes sparkle* WAIT- ARE WE DOING ANOTHER ASK AND DARE!?!!? 🤩🤩🤩🤩

Luna: *Winks* You bet! :3

Branch: Ohhhh put me out of my misery now- -.-

Skip: You and me both bud-

Poppy: *To Branch* Don't say that! You never know! This could be fun! *Holds his hand*

Branch: Last time I embarrassed myself, I think I'm good. ._.

Poppy: Well, I didn't think it was embarrassing for you, I thought it was cute ;3

Branch: o///-///o ❤️

Luna: Hate to ruin the cute Broppy moment, BUT- I have something to read! Anyways, it's a dare from @Broppy22 ! And it reads...

Poppy: Oho! That sounds like fun >:3 And I'm gonna win *Smirks with confidence*

Branch: *Smirks* You sure about that? >:3

Luna: Well, I have a song for you! You two will sing that song and THEN we'll see who really wins >:3 *Looks from Poppy to Branch with a smirk*

Broppy: *Looks at each other with challenging smirks* Oh it is ON.

*Anything You Can Do - Instrumental starts playing*

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Poppy: Anything you can do, I can do better!

Branch: Hah!

Poppy: I can do anything better than you~ *Smirks and winks at him*

Branch: *Confident smirk* No you can't~

Poppy: Yes I can!

Branch: ••• No you can't-

Poppy: Yes I can! ^^

Branch: No you can't!

Poppy: Yes I can, yes I can!!

Branch: Anything you can be, I can be greater, sooner or later, I'm greater than you!

Poppy: ••• No you're not-

Branch: Yes I am 😌

Poppy: *Eyeroll* No you're not-

Branch: *Confident* Yes I am!

Poppy: *Crosses her arms and glares* No you're not!!

Branch: Yes I am, yes I am!! *Smirks competitively and boops her*

*Poppy blushed a little, but just rolled her eyes and walked him walk away with confidence*

Branch: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge! *Pulls out nerf gun and shoots a bird*

Poppy: I can get a sparrow with the bow and arrow! *Pulls out a bow and a suctioning arrow, shooting a different bird with it.*

Branch: I can live on bread and cheese! *Holds up a plate filled with bread and cheese, smirking.*

Poppy: And only on that?

Branch: Yep!

Poppy: So can a rat- *Smirks, bumping him to the side with her hip as she walks away. This causes Branch to lose his balance and fall over.*

Branch: *Getting up and dusting himself off.* Any note you can sing, I can sing higher!

Poppy: I can sing any note higher than you!

Branch: No you can't! *Voice gets higher.*

Poppy: Yes I can! *Voice gets higher.*

Branch: No you can't! *Voice gets higher.*

Poppy: Yes I can! *Voice gets higher.*

Branch: No you can't! *Voice gets higher.*

Poppy: Yes I can! *Voice gets higher.*

Branch: NO YOU CAAAANNNNNNTTTTT!!!!

Poppy: YES I.... CCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!! *Falls on her face in the grass.*

Branch: How do you sing that high??

Poppy: *Lifts her face from the grass.* I'm a girl! ._.

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Poppy: I can say anything softer than you!

Branch: No you can't *Voice gets softer*

Poppy: Yes I can *Voice gets softer*

Branch: No you can't *Voice gets softer*

Poppy: Yes I can *Voice gets softer*

Branch: No you can't *Voice gets softer*

Poppy: Yes I can *Voice gets softer. Suddenly, she screams out, causing Branch to fall over.* YES I CAN!!!

Branch: *Pulls out a bottle of that n i c e j u i c e ✨* I can't drink my liquor faster than a flicker! *Drinks the bottle.*

Poppy: *Pulls out her own bottle.* I can drink it quicker!! And get even sicker!! *She chugs the bottle down, throws it into the wall, and then throws up, causing Branch to roll his eyes.*

Branch: I can open any safe! *Puts his hands confidently on his hips.*

Poppy: Without being caught?

Branch: You bet!

Poppy: *Smirks* That's what I thought, ya crook~ *Winks and smirks*

Branch: >:| ••• Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!

Poppy: I can hold any note longer than you!

Branch: No you can't!

Poppy: Yes I can!

Branch: No you can't!

Poppy: Yes I can!

Branch: No you can't!

Poppy: Yes I can! *Takes a deep breath* YES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN-! *Falls over, out of breath.*

Branch: *Surprised.* Yes you can~!! *As Poppy stands up, he asks* Where do you keep all that air?

Poppy: Eugh-

Branch: Ohhh- ._.' •••• Anything You can say, I can say faster!

Poppy: I can say anything faster than you!

Branch: No you can't >:]

Poppy: Yes I can >:<

Branch: No you can't >:P

Poppy: Yes I can >:[

Broppy: Noyoucantyesicandhxhshshdhzgwhxiwjzkwoxjwjcuejd-

Branch: I can jump a hurdle!! *Jumps over the hurdle, but his foot gets caught, causing him to fall face first to the ground.*

Poppy: I can wear a girdle! *Poses*

Branch: *Gets back up* I can knit a sweater! *Knits a nice sweater*

Poppy: *Pops up from underneath the sweater, putting it on* I can fill it better!

Branch: >:| I can do most anything!

Poppy: Can you bake a pie?

Branch: Actually, yes.

*Crickets*

Poppy: Branch, those weren't the lyrics-

Branch: What?? Im only stating the truth!

Poppy: Whatever- *Bonks him with a pie tin, smirking*

Branch: OW WHA-

Poppy: *Ahem* The song??

Branch: Oh- Right- *A H E M* Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!

Poppy: I can sing anything sweeter than you!

*Suddenly, the lights cut out, and a spotlight shines on Branch.*

Branch: No you can't~ *Walks up to Poppy, a smirk on his face.*

Poppy: Yes I ca-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaannnn~ *Sounds like a friggen Disney princess.*

Branch: No you caaaaaaaaaannntt~ *His voice gets incredibly deep.*

Poppy: Yes I can~!! *Bats her eyes with an innocent smile* :>

Branch: No you can't~!!

Poppy: Yes I can~!! ;3

Branch: No you can't~! >:[

Poppy: Oh~ Yes I can~!! ;]

Branch: *Voice gets frustrated* No you can't, can't, CAN'T!!!

Poppy: *Matches his tone* Yes I can, can, can!!!!

Broppy: Yes! [No!] I! [You!] Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn~!!! [Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttt~!!!]

*The music drops with a BOOM, and the lights go out.*

Luna: WOW- That was something-

Skip: And why did I watch this again??

Luna: For the Broppy, now shush it!! *Turns to the camera.* Well, everyone! I Hope you enjoyed this ask and dare! Sorry I haven't posted one for MONTHS!! Wait- *Quickly checks the last updated thingy* THE LAST POST WAS APRIL OF LAST YEAR?! Yikes- ANYWHO- Bye!!!!!