requested: jealous harley.

you giggled at the man sat next to you as you glided your nails up his arm, putting on a flirty act for him. that was your job. when harley finally saw sense and realised that the joker was no good for her, she left him to be with you and the two of you started off your own gang, you two being the leaders of course. your part was to seduce the men and women and bring them home with you where harley knocked them out and the two of you demanded money or whatever they owed you before killing them, regardless of wherever they gave you what you needed or not.

that's why you were currently sat on a stool at a very sweaty and smelly bar flirting with a man old enough to be your dad whilst harley sat a few seats away in a disguise.

"yanno, you're a very attractive woman. we don't see many of them around here" the man winked at you, leaning towards you.

"well i don't see many handsome lonely men around here often either. guess it's my lucky night" you laughed, before closing the gap between the two of you.

you wanted to gag, throw up but you couldn't. you continued to kiss the sweaty, overweight man whilst you ran your fingers through his greasy hair. during your make out session, you felt a warm hand rub across your shoulder making you pull back confused and annoyed. you thought it was a stranger randomly interrupting your work or a worker complaining about the amount of pda but you were shocked when you saw your girlfriend without a disguise looking angry.

"harley?" you whispered confused, giving the man a brief look to see he had a scared and confused look on his features.

"i couldn't just sit there and watch this slob all over you doll, you're far too precious to me. this time, i get to do my part early" harley told you, a insane look in her eye.

in a flash, she picked up the glass you had just been drinking from and smashed it over the man's head sending him to the floor. people screamed in shock whilst others ran from the scene as they realised now who the two of you were. you laughed a little at the scene in front of you, you were surrounded by glass, blood, an unconscious body and a still slightly angry harley.

"you didn't have to do that harls, you know i only love you. nobody could ever change that, especially not the pathetic excuse for a man currently possibly dead on the floor" you told her, making her laugh at the end.

"i know y/n, i just get a little jealous sometimes. you're just so beautiful and anyone could easily take you from me. not that i'd let them" she smiled.

you laughed again, pulling her closer to you as you leaned in for a kiss that you actually enjoyed.