So..... Two weeks ago my family went to IHOP and the waiter was taking so long  so me, my brother (Andrew) and sister (Clara) were bored.

Then, Andrew grabbed Clara's kid's menu and started writing on it.

First thing was "KILL" in a red crayon.

Now, we decided to continue.

Next thing was "UR NEXT :)"

And then my brother gave it back to my sister,...

Then she drew a picture on it.

IT WAS ZOMBIES FROM THE WALKING DEAD ON A FENCE AND SHE DID NOT GO EASY ON THE BLOOD AND SHE SHOWED THEM SCREAMING OMG I WAS SLAYED.

And then my brother dared Clara to walk up to the table next to us and show them the menu.

She didn't do it.....

But then my brother took the menu back and a crayon and proceeded to write my full name, address, phone number, and zip code. And then said "Madison did this"

I ended up keeping the kid's menu.

It's somewhere in my mom's purse.

Mom, I know you're reading this, and I want to see that menu.