I am in a big pickle. My father is King of OverratedClichelandia and he is forcing me to marry the king of AlsoOverratedPlacia. Like, ew! He's 59! And I'k 16! What a pedophile!
And there's someone else I love anyway. I'm in love with Donald Trump. O his hair is so amszing and his wrinkly orange skin is so beautiful. He's even prettier than me. My maid saus so.
My Donald is already planning to overthrow my father so wr can get married and rule OverratedClichelandia togeyher <3