Battle for Dream Island

Firey: I'm serious! They're watching me! They've even got an agent following me! Don't you believe me?

Fries: Look, it's not that I don't believe you... It's that I don't believe you and I don't care.

Golf Ball: Pen, you're offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?

Pen: Of course! I mean, why wouldn't I want 1,500,000 dollars?

Bomby: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Firey Jr.: We were helping Barf Bag with her wedding vows and we were kicked out of their house for making it inappropriate.

Gelatin: How is "Nice ass, Donut" inappropriate?

Cake: Good morning.

Bomby: Good morning.

Nickel: Good morning.

Price Tag: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Pillow: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

During BFB
Gaty: You have to apologize to Taco!

Book: Fine!

Book: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Total Drama

Izzy: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

Scott: Courtney, you're my best friend.

Courtney: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Courtney: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

The Squad: *walking at the mall*

Owen: Hey, have any of you guys seen Izzy? She's been gone for a while...

Noah: Eh, nope.

Gwen: No, I haven't...

Eva: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.

Izzy: Hey.

Owen: Ooh, there you are-

Noah: What the fu-

Eva: I- where were you?!

Izzy: Walking right behind you guys.

Cody: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Sierra: Yes.

Cody: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me :)

Julia: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

Disventure Camp

Jake: Can I ask a dumb question?

Tom: Better than anyone I know.

Lake and Aiden: *speaking Spanish*

Aiden: I know, I know.

James: You speak Spanish?

Aiden: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Lake speaks.

Gabby: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Gabby: Oh my god, is this expired?

Gabby: *Takes another sip of milk*

Yul: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?

Ellie, holding out a cookie for Gabby: Look! This one's a heart, that's how I feel about you!

Gabby: *Ugly crying*

Hunter, holding out another cookie for Ally: This one's like Michigan, that's how I feel about you!

Ally, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Alec: Okay, whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Connor: It's Riya's turn.

Riya: Don't die.

Connor, wiping a tear away: Truly inspirational.

I felt pretty silly today, so I decided to do one of these! Hope they made y'all laugh a bit! XP